The Hobbit – All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: gigolas, Gimli/Legolas Greenleaf Characters: Legolas, Gimli, Tauriel, Thranduil, OC – Character Additional Tags: Gigolas Week 3, Rain Summary:
Legolas has been having the worst luck. Anything that could go wrong getting to the conference has. If he could just make up some of the time by speeding on the road, everything should be fine. It’s not like anything else could go wrong. Could it?
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Lord of the Rings – All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: gigolas, Gimli/Legolas Greenleaf, Aragorn/Arwen Characters: Legolas, Gimli, Aragorn, OCs Additional Tags: Gigolas Week 3, Gigolas Week Summary: Legolas goes to have dinner with his friend, Aragorn, but gets stood up. Eventually someone shows up to save him from his awkward meal alone. But will it be the night’s saving grace? Or will it be a disaster?
@orchis, thank you for beta-ing this for me despite how crazy busy your schedule is! You’re my favorite writing cheerleader.
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Lord of the Rings – All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: gigolas, Gimli/Legolas Greenleaf Characters: Legolas, Gimli, Tauriel Additional Tags: Gigolas Week 3 Summary: Gimli often speaks in Khuzdul. Legolas longs to know what Gimli won’t tell him. Maybe the only way to figure it out is to learn to speak some Khuzdul himself.
@pazithigallifreya, thank you once again for helping me out! You’re literally the savior of my life right now.
Chapters: 1/? Fandom: The Lord of the Rings – All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Gimli/Legolas Greenleaf, Aragorn/Arwen Characters: Gimli, Legolas, Aragorn, Boromir, Arwen, Tauriel, Kíli, Éowyn, Dís, Haldir, Gandalf, Galadriel, Elrond, Gríma Wormtongue, Merry, Fíli Additional Tags: Gigolas Week 3, Femslash, Genderbending, Ballroom Dancing, Alternate Universe – Crack Summary: Legolas joins the cast of the TV show Star Stepping, a dance show that pairs professional dancers with celebrities. But she is not pleased with the hockey player, Gimli, she’s been paired up with. Can they stop their fighting long enough to get through practice and make it in the competition? Or will their fighting get them eliminated?
@pazithigallifreya, thanks for doing a last minute beta for me. I think your suggestions really improved things. More chapters to come after Gigolas Week is over.
And a special thank you to our guest star, @mckittericks for putting up with everything so last minute and at the end of a long work week and longer work day. I love you for suffering through for me.
Seriously I have the most wonderful son in the whole world! @jaegervega almost brought me to tears by being the most sweet and wonderful child I could have ever been blessed to have in my life.
Seriously, how do I express this in words, son? You’re such a beautiful person.
@ichijoukenichiro You’re the best Ada ever thank you so much for being so amazingly sweet and awesome and for everything you do for me <333
Astrin’s cousins Fíli and Kíli left to fight the forces of Mordor over two years ago, but there’s been no word from them for the last six months. Being a woman of action and the one who always is there to get them out of trouble, Astrin disguises herself as the male warrior Gimli and joins the army to fight for them. But the regiment she joins is anything but typical. With troublesome hobbits, a religious fanatic, the undead, a golem, and even an elf, are the greatest dangers to come from her fellow man? And what secrets are they all holding onto?
A parody of Terry Prachett’s “A Monstrous Regiment”
Well, I can finally say it, I got cast as Aragorn in the sansukhpodfic of determamfidd‘s amazing story! I feel like I should be giving an acceptance speech I am so happy. I really hadn’t expected to make it and I feel on top of the world. Drinks to celebrate?
KEN!!!
It is just so wonderful to have you on board! O mighty King of Arnor and Gondor, he of many many (many MANY MAAAAANY NAMES), welcome!
Aw Yiss 