Did preteen!Gimli have an awkward beard growing in phase? Like, was he carefully tracking growth to see when his chin tuftiness would meet his sideburns? Was he staring at the mirror every day wishing that those two bald patches by his chin would grow over? Mizim tried to comfort him but it didn’t help much. Gimris’ good-natured beard-related heckling was also a constant.

From the fic itself:

A burly young Dwarf, not even seventy, was stacking wood for the braziers that would warm the night-watchmen. His bright red hair was pulled back into workman’s braids, his short beard thick on his cheeks and tied into two small braids that stuck out either side of his chin. His face was set and pale. “Glóin’s son,” he said in surprise.

“Aye,” said Frerin. “Did you forget him?”

(ch2)

And 

Mizim smiled at him, and threaded two golden beads onto the short tufting braids of his beard. “You look very handsome,” she told him.

“For a troll,” Gimrís added cheerfully.

“Gimrís!” Mizim snapped. Her daughter rolled her eyes.

(Ch3)

OH AND AND AND ALSOOOO

“Oh,” Frodo said, and he looked puzzled for a moment. “It seems so strange. I mean, sixty is passing middle-age for a Hobbit, and yet it’s only young to a Dwarf.”

Gimli smiled at him. “Very young. Your uncle met me a few years after the Quest, and no doubt he thought me a very raw and callous youth. Why, I could barely braid my beard properly, and it stuck out in two tufts! Terribly embarrassing. I’m glad none here saw it!”

(Ch11)

LASTLYYYYY

From Follow the Leader:

He bows his head, and then he looks up once more, a sad smile tugging at the corner of his mouth. He reaches up and unbinds his short beard before taking out his belt-knife and cutting three locks from it. Hair already dusts the feet of the three statues: some more will not make an appreciable difference. His bright red hair joins the others, to moulder away along with the bones of the honoured dead.

“You bloody sods,” he says, and then he laughs softly. The echoes laugh back: a thousand Gimlis are laughing at him. “My beard is long enough to braid now,” he says to the solemn face of Kíli. “No more tufts. How jealous you would be!”

SO yeah – the answer is yes, he had an awkward tufty time of it for a while. 

Sansukh Headcanons/Predictions

kailthia:

For @determamfidd

Because I am that person who has a bunch of ideas. Under a cut for recent chapter spoilers, potential future ideas and stuff. Also, is any of this actually canon? No. It’s just me talking in a corner. Read at your own risk.

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omg K…!!! THESE ARE ADORBS. 

I would read the heck out of a “Shit Gimizh Has Put Me Through, by ‘Wee’ Thorin Dwalinul” memoir, i tells you what.

Help Kailthia pay her medical bills!

kailthia:

Hi everyone.

If you don’t know, I’ve been in a tight spot for a while. I’ve been struggling with depression for a while, which cost me a good job and sent me back home to live with my parents.

Recently,p, I accepted a new job, and everything looked peachy. Then I discovered that not only do I have depression (which is pretty much under control by now), but I have major anxiety issues to deal with too. 

Long story short, I now have no new job, several new doctor’s appointments to go to, and a gaping hole in my wallet. My parents are great, but they can’t really help.

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Thanks so much guys. Appreciate it. 

A small Sansukh-verse drabble for you (featuring Gimris, Thranduil, Frerinith, and Mumblebee the stuffed bumblebee).

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Thranduil looked down from his conversation with his son-in-law’s sister at the insistent tugging on his robes. The small child doing the tugging let go of his clothing and lifted the arm that wasn’t clutching a bumblebee toy to himself in the air. Obviously he wasn’t tall enough to climb on to the couch on his own.

“Uppy!” demanded the tiny dark-skinned child (whose name might start with an F? Or was the middle one the F-child?).

The lady Gimris sighed. “Where are your clothes, Frerin?”

Thranduil carefully noted that this child – who was garbed only in some sort of loosely-fitting undergarment – was, in fact, Frerin.

Frerin grinned. “Gone!”

Gimris scowled. “Did you drop your clothes in the toilet again?”

“Not telling!” Turning back to Thranduil, he insisted again, “Up!”

Gimris turned back to Thranduil. “You don’t have to take him if you don’t want to.”

“It’s quite alright, my lady,” said Thranduil. “I find children … refreshing.”

Giving him a look that might under less charitable circumstances be considered suspicious, Gimris stood up. “If you say so, King Thranduil. If you’ll excuse me, I should see if I can find this one’s clothes.”

“Of course.”

“Bye-bye, Auntie!”

Having some experience with recalcitrant children, Thranduil set aside his wineglass and settled the child on his lap, a process which was spoiled by Frerin’s immediate turning around to look at his impromptu seat.

“Mista elfy king?”

Thranduil looked down to see the child clutching his stuffed toy in one hand and a fistful of his robes in the other.  Joy.

“Yes, child?”

“You like honey candiesh?”

Where was the child going with this?

“I am somewhat fond of them, but I must admi-” His speech was cut off by a small fist unceremoniously shoving a rather sticky candy into his mouth.

Blinking, Thranduil decided that he would rather not think too hard about the provenance of the candy.

“My thanks, child.”


OH K OH MY GOD I JUST LET OUT AN ALMIGHTY

“AAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!”

suck it up (literally), Thranduil. XD heheheheheh! Thank you so much, wonderfullest Kailthia! *hugs*

Tiny Frerinith in his cake costume! He looks good enough to eat!!

kailthia:

kailthia:

determamfidd:

He is the proudest Cake there has EVER been. 

@determamfidd I did a tiny ficlet for you! 

Mod!Sansukh verse, Halloween, perennially worn-out dad Dwalin + trouble troupe.

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Hey @determamfidd! A tiny Ficlet to cheer you up!

Ohhhjh my GOD that is absolutely amazing – fsgshdkskajahgshdkaksjdjs AAAAH DWALIN, BBY FRERIN, I DIE OF FLUFFY

aaah K it is exactly what I needed, thank you, beautiful soul ❤

Margu – kailthia – The Lord of the Rings – All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]

kailthia:

This is a gift-fic for @determamfidd. There’s an additional shout-out for all the people who are working on the Sansukh podfic.

*HOWLS WITH JOY*

OH K I WAS HAVING SUCH A CRAPPY DAY 

AND YOU MADE IT INTO SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS

THIS IS SO CUTE, OH MY GOD THE CAKE, OH GOD GIMLI IS SO OUT OF HIS DEPTH AND ADORING EVERY MINUTE OF IT

AKDJSHGFAKJHA GLOIN

AHHHHH THE PIGGY RIDE

AKSDHGFKAJHA BALINITH LJKSAHDGFAKJHA WEE THORIN kjsadhgfakjha DIS!

I AM IN LOVE WITH EVERY MINUTE OF THIS, GIMIZH YOU TINY LUCKY LITTLE MITE

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU FOREVER!!!

Margu – kailthia – The Lord of the Rings – All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]

I saw that post about the woolly pigs – the Mangalitsa. Apparently it is possible to spin (and then knit/weave with) the wool! So if Dain kept some of these pigs, he would eventually have enough fibre for some nice woolen garments. Pig wool socks? Pig wool weskit? Pig wool hats? (He keeps this up in the Halls, and sends Thorin a hobbit-sized very proper waistcoat made of it.)

omg they were so cute, weren’t they??

Ahhh, that’s BRILLIANT! I bet that a pigswool article is like, super durable and extra special or something ❤

AARGH – these all turned up in the LAST DAY, and you know what that means? *puts detective hat on. dons monocle* I POSIT THAT @kailthia IS AT IT AGAIN, DISTRIBUTING CUTE HEADCANONS WITH RECKLESS ABANDON, EXHIBITING A TRULY OUTRAGEOUS GENEROSITY AND KINDNESS

so, this is now headcanonpalooza part 7! We all need some sweetness and shmoop to start our new year ❤

(Thank you, K! *snuggles*)

The first 6 installments are here:  Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6 (I thoroughly recommend reading through them, they never fail to bring a smile!)