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by Kairyn

There are some very simple rules in the Halls that one should really abide by.

Words: 1252, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 4 of Hair Like Fire

• Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings – J. R. R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth – J. R. R. Tolkien
• Rating: General Audiences
• Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
• Categories: Gen
• Characters: Narvi, Original Throwaway Character
• Relationships: Celebrimbor | Telperinquar & Narvi
• Additional Tags: Sansukh References, Life in the Halls, Don’t Say Stupid Things

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THIS

IS FUCKING

HILARIOUS

oh boy, Droy, you utter fuckwit. Seriously, he doesn’t learn, does he?? DO NOT INSULT KHEL IN FRONT OF NARVI. DO. NOT. you’d think he’d have learned better not to be an insulting little turd after the first time..! 

and the concept is FANTASTIC oh my god, there needs to be a list of Rules for the Halls. We have 6 now, thanks to your incredible imagination – these are total solid ithildin-plated brilliance! Thank you, thank you SO SO MUCH!!!

_{1) Don’t bother questioning where things came from. It was never going to get an answer.}

_{2) Don’t fawn over Durin unless one wanted to get a solid headbutt.}

_{3) Try not to bring up any large scale massacres in conversation if it was at all avoidable. Someone nearby was surely to have died in one of them and not all were well adjusted to this fact.}

_{4) Mahal really shouldn’t be disturbed unless it was important. (Note that this rule was willfully ignored quite often by certain Dwarves who were looking to get something. Luckily, Mahal was so understanding.)}

_{5) Holding grudges for things that happened in life was probably ineffectual so should be dropped… eventually.}

aaaaand the 6th Rule? :DDD YOU GOTTA GO READ THIS. IT IS AWESOME!!