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Tag: kookaburras
all i ever think about is how birds are dinosaurs
is this bird dubstep
I really just wanted this on my blog. Sorry.
not sorry
A reminder that Kookaburras are a thing that exists.
[A large kookaburra is sitting on someone’s wrist and laughing.]
… Isn’t a bird that eats poison things a good thing in a place full of poison things? You go, kookaburra, you go.
you know, i’ve read that all the cutiepie marsupials here are 100% poison-free, but I’m not sure I believe it, because naaaah surely not
😉
kookies are soft and cute and kickass and incorrigible thieves who laugh at you at sparrowfart in the morning, 100/10 perfect Australian birb
Kookaburras are so soft and good like mashpotato
@determamfidd this bird is native to your land so I’m 93% positive that they’re assholes
no no, they are actually soft and good like mashpotato
true, they are the sort of mashpotato that wakes you up by laughing madly at you at dawn
and fine, okay, they are also the sort of mashpotato that kills and eats venomous snakes
and ALL RIGHT, they’ve been known to snag food from people’s hands, or even pinch sausages from a barbecue…
but dammit they’re so cute, look at that lil birb nugget
Imagine though, if it was kookaburras instead of ravens in the Hobbit.
lmaaaaaao
when Thorin orders Roac to send his folk to Dain, instead of being all sage and wise and ‘ehhh I will not say whether this course is wise (apparently ravens throw shade like whoa) but hey you’re the King I spose’
Roac is just
‘KOO KOO KOO KAA KAA KAA KAA KAA KAA KAAAAAAAAAAAA!’
and Thorin grumps off because the stupid birb is laughing at him.
Aw Yiss 