grizzlyhorns:

Tbh I’m extremely weak to King and Consort Everyone Lives AUs…

Dedicated to @determamfidd​ who made me ship these fuckers. *shakes fist*

i just wanted them happy and fluffy ok damn it

AHHH THE SCHMOOPS THE BEAUTIFUL DELICIOUS PAIR OF SCHMOOPFACES THANK YOU SO SO MUCH KOORII THANK YOU <333`

(*dodges shaking fist* i am so so proud heheheh)

THE DETAIL ON THIS IS GOBSMACKING, HOLY HECK KOORII I AM IN AWE

kooriicolada:

determamfidd:

kooriicolada:

@determamfidd

jUST FINISHED READING AND IT AND MY GOOD GOD

i am ALL ASWOON.

just…holy shit.  Legolas PLZ you thirsty as hell elf. I fuckin love how thirsty he is for his dwarf.  Unffffff

And the slow progression of him realizing it, adn Gimli being worried about it

but most of all my favorite lines:

“Aüle have mercy on me, for your work is great indeed,” he murmured, rather giddily.

and

“I will eat him alive, the earth itself be my witness,” Legolas grated beneath his breath. “I will endure no more of this!”

By his side, Thranduil choked on a sip of wine.

–im just

im

sits down and grins.  you have me grinning so wide and laughing mad little cackles at places.  and just my god.  that smut. ❤

unf.

LoTR fandom has ruined me so good on piercings kink go d damn

also just as an aside while not nEARLY AS STEAMY OR AS INTERSTING I AM WORKING ON A PICTURE THAT IS KINDA FOR YOU THO NOT DIRECTLY RELATING TO LIKE ANYTHING

it’s just it’s your fault i ship a certain thing so it’s like dedicated to you and

ANYWAY

keep being fuckin rad as heck, Dets 😀

AHHHHH KOORII I AM SO SO SUPER-STOKED THAT YOU LIKED IT! hot damn, yes to piercings in this fandom, WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE hehe

Legolas is the ThirstiestTM , holy shit hahahahaha, and Gimli is Officially out of clues, it’s a good thing he’s pretty bc the boy has no idea Legolas wants him covered in butter and spread out on toast

(poor Thranduil, poor poor Thranduil heheheheh)

eeee I am so glad it was both hot and funny!! and oh gosh laskjdghfahjs OH MY GOSH PICTURE? AHHHHHHHH *runs around the room in circles* AHHHHH KOORII AHHH THANK YOU!!!

nah, you seem to have this upside down here, YOU’re rad as heck, you are 🙂

hint: it’s related to needing to put some thorin love out there

the piece of shit looks so besotted in this picture i s2g. you made me ship bagginshield. *shakes fist but not particularly with anger, it’s on principle!!*

*S C R E A M S* FUCK YEAH BAGGINSHIELD OHMYGOD YESSSSSS OH MY GOD ksjfhgklsj!!! yesss i am so proud, crewmates on the ss bagginshield ahoy

nahhhhh you really are the raddest of the Rad, the Radinator, look at that there, you gave me an amazing frikkin long-ass comment this makes you RADDERIFFIC

kooriicolada:

@determamfidd

jUST FINISHED READING AND IT AND MY GOOD GOD

i am ALL ASWOON.

just…holy shit.  Legolas PLZ you thirsty as hell elf. I fuckin love how thirsty he is for his dwarf.  Unffffff

And the slow progression of him realizing it, adn Gimli being worried about it

but most of all my favorite lines:

“Aüle have mercy on me, for your work is great indeed,” he murmured, rather giddily.

and

“I will eat him alive, the earth itself be my witness,” Legolas grated beneath his breath. “I will endure no more of this!”

By his side, Thranduil choked on a sip of wine.

–im just

im

sits down and grins.  you have me grinning so wide and laughing mad little cackles at places.  and just my god.  that smut. ❤

unf.

LoTR fandom has ruined me so good on piercings kink go d damn

also just as an aside while not nEARLY AS STEAMY OR AS INTERSTING I AM WORKING ON A PICTURE THAT IS KINDA FOR YOU THO NOT DIRECTLY RELATING TO LIKE ANYTHING

it’s just it’s your fault i ship a certain thing so it’s like dedicated to you and

ANYWAY

keep being fuckin rad as heck, Dets 😀

AHHHHH KOORII I AM SO SO SUPER-STOKED THAT YOU LIKED IT! hot damn, yes to piercings in this fandom, WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE hehe

Legolas is the ThirstiestTM , holy shit hahahahaha, and Gimli is Officially out of clues, it’s a good thing he’s pretty bc the boy has no idea Legolas wants him covered in butter and spread out on toast

(poor Thranduil, poor poor Thranduil heheheheh)

eeee I am so glad it was both hot and funny!! and oh gosh laskjdghfahjs OH MY GOSH PICTURE? AHHHHHHHH *runs around the room in circles* AHHHHH KOORII AHHH THANK YOU!!!

nah, you seem to have this upside down here, YOU’re rad as heck, you are 🙂

kooriicolada:

I started out doing a doodle of Thorin for @determamfidd because I am spiteful, and when people hate something I often what to produce more content of it, but as I was trying to decide what to do with the rest of him, my dear Sama sent me this link so I wound up with Thorin unhappily glowering at my Elf Knowledge.

ANYWAY, the point I want to make is Thorin might be a Giant Trash Bag, but he’s Our Giant Trash Bag.

Also, as another person who suffers chronic depression and fights it day in and day out, and who cannot stand to read really sad characters who’s sad slogs on and on and slog–Sansukh never did that for me.  It was always moving.  Thorin was always growing and improving and fighting even when he didn’t seem to be.

Maybe Dets doesn’t capture the way depression feels for everyone, but that’s always going to be the case.  Depression isn’t the same for each and every one of us.  Just as there is no two people who are exactly the same, we don’t suffer mental illness the same.

Point is; as always, thank you for the fic Dets and I hope this gets a laugh outta you. 😉

P.S. still dunno what to do with the rest of his pose so I guess he’ll just be cranky and glarey. 

I AM CACKLING OH M Y GOD KOORII

that is the fucking best lmao, look at his dear disgruntled face, growling at the words ‘tolkien elf’ bwahahahahahaha ilu, you taciturn Dwarf with the gigantic soul ❤

I imagine that he’s flipping the bird, at Elves and haters both!

Gosh, never thought of it that way. I never set out to make Thorin an everyman (everydwarf?) for people with depression. Just me. One of my coping mechanisms is to deal with shit by writing it out of me. So, Sansukh is very like how my depression manifests. It is important to me to write this story.  Some people with depression will have a bit more in common with this depiction, some a little less I guess.

Thank you SO much Koorii, you goddamn awesome person. I’m still smiling :)))

kooriicolada:

determamfidd:

kooriicolada:

determamfidd:

kooriicolada:

just finished reading the newest Sansukh chapter and just….

GOD

why does this fic have so many emotional highs and lows

my heart cant take it

it’s like

i start out on a nice, easy upward climb–this rollercoasters gonna be fiiiine

and then

wheeeeeeeeeeeeee

i hope you are made of flailing and yells when i post my Gigolas comic, and if i ever posted the fics for them i’ve been slowly working on 😡

DID YOU JUST SAY GIGOLAS COMIC AHHHH 

@determamfidd

Why yes, yes you did…

and i may or may not be streaming my work on it right now >3>

*MUFFLED SHRIEKING FOLLOWED BY WHOOSHING NOISES*

kooriicolada:

determamfidd:

kooriicolada:

just finished reading the newest Sansukh chapter and just….

GOD

why does this fic have so many emotional highs and lows

my heart cant take it

it’s like

i start out on a nice, easy upward climb–this rollercoasters gonna be fiiiine

and then

wheeeeeeeeeeeeee

i hope you are made of flailing and yells when i post my Gigolas comic, and if i ever posted the fics for them i’ve been slowly working on 😡

DID YOU JUST SAY GIGOLAS COMIC AHHHH 

Glad you got your eye diagnosed so you can get treatment! Sending you a ‘ship: Legolas/Gimli, obviously! ^_^

kooriicolada:

  • Who said “I love you” first

to be honest i like to imagine they don’t even remember or care and just turn it into another thing to argue over.  

“Nay, lad, it was me that said it first.  You remember, I said it–”

“If you did it was in a language I could not understand and therefore should not count!  I quite clearly recall it was me who–”

  • Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background

They both do.  My god, these two will FOREVER be that couple.  They have each other’s pictures on their phones, and on their desks, and in their wallets, and everyone is like fuck we get it guys you’re in love, holy shit.

  • Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror

Legolas, the cheeky little shit, and he always does it up high and waaaay out of Gimli’s reach.

  • Who buys the other cheesy gifts

Definitely Gimli, though they’re also rather meaningful and Legolas treasures them immensely.  After all one day they’ll be all he has left of him.

  • Who initiated the first kiss

Another point of contention.  Legolas claims he was leaning down anyway, and Gimli says it was he who grew tired of the waffling and dragged Legolas down.

  • Who kisses the other awake in the morning

Legolas.  After the sun rises he leans over Gimli, entrapping him in a fall of smooth golden elf-hair and kisses his brow, his eyelids, his nose, the apples of his cheeks, the corners of his mouth…

  • Who starts tickle fights

The first time it happened, Gimli dug his fingers into Legolas’ side during a wander through Lothlorien.  The fact that Legolas made a sound like a startled cat meant he kept doing it.

  • Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower

“Bath?”

“You comin’ or not?”

Enough said.

  • Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch

Pfft, I imagine they both like to spring cultural foods on each other at odd times, just for their own amusement.

  • Who was nervous and shy on the first date

I’m pretty sure they were too busy slaughtering orcs to be nervous or shy.

  • Who kills/takes out the spiders

Legolas, but only because Gimli would never deny him the satisfaction.

  • Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk

Gimli.  

“All of Erebor heard you, please get down off the table lad.”