But if Gimli is Gimizh’s uncle and Legolas is also Gimizh’s uncle, then what kind of relative is Thranduil for Gimizh

Phew, so I just spent time looking this up ok, I am pretty certain this is correct… And Thranduil is just the father of Gimizh’s uncle by marriage. It’s a fairly distant relationship, really. 

There’s no special name that I can find. It appears that most folks call their uncle-in-law’s dad/mum by their name, or a nickname. 

‘Great-uncle’ /‘grand-uncle’ refers to the sibling of your grandparents, apparently. 

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(marvel at my MS Paint magic k)

So yeah, pretty obscure/distant sort of relationship. 

Hey! I just wanted to say that I love Sansûkh! It has helped encourage me in so many ways! So I crocheted Gimli, Gimizh, and Laerophen! I hope that you are doing well and taking care of yourself! Please take all the time you need!


Me: *goggling in awe, many fish-faces, all the choked-off exclamations of amazement*

OH MY FUCKIGH:KSJHGFHSI

That. is amazing. That is knitting sorcery. I AM GOGGLING. Boggling, even!!! WOW, holy heck – alkdjgflajh SERIOUYSLY. Gimli’s brilliant beard, their cute lil rounded-off feet, eyes and wee belts and tunics and scrollwork and wristguards, oh my!! (Want, want want) you are absolutely wonderful, what a huge project, they are beautiful – what an achievement, THEY’RE SO CUTE I WANNA ARMY OF THEM

@fuckthisimgoingtoerebor, @heuristicdevice, @culumacilinte – LOOK. LOOOOOOOK. 

@searchtheruinsfortrapdoors – thank you SO. SO. MUCH. this is amazing!

So, if Legolas were to get piercings and tattoos, what do you think he would get? Something with meaning? piercings that signify his occupation? Memorial tattoos? Something that he just thinks looks pretty? What would his family’s reactions be? WHAT WOULD GIMLI’S REACTION BE????? Omfg and I can totally see Gimli holding Legolas’s hand when he gets pierced/tattooed for the first time…

OOOH hmmm hmm hmm hmmmmm

OKAY SO USING SOME OF MY PIERCING/TATTS IDEAS FOR DWARVES:

Legolas is of age, obvs, so if he liked the idea and wanted to go ahead, Gimli could design him some tattoos for his shoulders/arms, like he has. Curling leaves, ivy or vines maybe, as he is an Elf.

And yes, the first few times he squeezes Gimli’s hand so tightly, his fingers go blue at the tips. When he finally lets go Gimli has pins-and-needles and has to shake his hand for a solid two minutes before he has any feeling back!

Legolas is a warrior, and so Gimli would be all YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO A PIERCING THROUGH YOUR NIP. (considering the great fascination he has with Gimli’s pierced nipples, I think Legolas might. um. Really like this idea.)

This hurts a bit to think of, but he might walk up to his beloved one day with a small sketch in his hands. “What’s this?” Gimli would take it, and study the little picture: a bow, lined all along its curve in stars. “It’s lovely.”

“It’s a mourning mark,” Legolas would mumble. “For a friend.”

And Gimli would know – how could he not know, when he wears its match upon his own shoulder? And he’d nod his head. “I’d be honoured to set it on you,” he’d say, gently.

Then there’s the pair of Elk horns, the tree, the crossed bow, axe and longsword, the stylised running horse, and the Gull. Each of these were Legolas’ choice, for his own personal meaning. There’s a many-pronged star, too, bright as rubies, bright as the dawn. It rests over his heart, surmounted by a crown of cirth runes.

(That one is important.)

Perhaps he likes the feel of Gimli’s heavy ear-cuffs against his teeth, and wishes for something similar for himself. Gimli throws himself single-mindedly into the project, and comes back with the most beautiful thing EVER, mithril and gold, the perfect blend of Dwarven mastery and Elven art. I’m imagining something like this:

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(btw, this can be found for sale here. Also, look up ‘leaf ear cuffs’ on google image search if you wish to drool with covetous lust over pretty, pretty jewellery. *controls self with a massive effort*)

Previous pierced-Legolas responses may be found here and here! And yup, possible *ahem* piercings are discussed.

I suspect Aglarond may be inundated with demands for new jewellery, once Legolas’ people get an eyeful of what he’s sporting these days! Like, SWAMPED with orders, all jewellers on the go all the time.

hmm, I don’t know if many of the remaining Sindar or Galadhrim would venture into tattooing… but I get the feeling that the Silvan folk would LOVE the notion, and get tremendously artistic about it. I can see the same swirling beautiful patterns they use on their armour, winding over their forearms and calves.

(Legolas totally gets this done too. He will Not Be Outdone.)

Thranduil has joined Aragorn in the land of the Unshockable and Unflappable. They sit upon thrones of Utter Doneness and let it all wash over them 🙂

Laerophen would be *GASPWHAT* but but OW and also, it DOESN’T COME OFF, WHAT

Laindawar would say nothing. That’s because he’s already picked out the designs he wants, SWORDS CROSSED ON HIS BACK FUCK YEAH.

WIP Game Rules: Go to page 7 of your WIP, count down 7 lines, share 7 sentences, and then tag 7 other writers.

so I’ve done this once already, but what the hey 🙂 I got tagged by the lovely @emsiecat! Thank you, you wonderful person you!!

I’ve already done seven(ish) lines from page 7, so here we go: here’s 7 from up near the beginning of the chapter so far! 


Thror, watching, was able to see the quick expression of
gladness that crossed Laindawar’s stern face as it pressed against his
brother’s shoulder.

“How has your head fared, honeg?” he said, briskly. “I see
your time amongst the Naugrim has not cured you of your ridiculous height.”

Laerophen’s brows knitted. “And you are as short and
disagreeable as ever, honeg,” he said. “Do not call them that.”

Laindawar blinked, but his surprise was hidden in an
instant. “Very well, I shall not.”

“He’s weirder than you ever were,” came a small whisper by Laerophen’s knee, and the tall elf smiled again.

“That is only to be expected. He is my older brother, young
one, and to be odd is a family trait, we are told.”

Laindawar was not able to conceal his shock quite so neatly
this time, as the small slightly-grubby hand of Gimizh rose and tugged at
Laerophen’s tunic. “Can you tell me about them? I dun have a brother or
sister.”


I hope you like the lil sneaky peek! 

this time around I’m tagging @diemarysues, @gimleafanatic, @punsbulletsandpointythings, @asparklethatisblue, @bead-bead, @bubbysbub, and whoever else wants to have a turn!!

Hi Dets, archery-anon here. So, Leggy kept missing cause he was distracted by… stuff? *ponders Helm’s Deep visuals* *winces* Poor Leggy, he’s never gonna live that down. Imagine, they’re at Erebor, the shouting’s over, Gimli speaks of their travels, mentions the contest – and Bomfris goes: “I shot more!”, Laindawar is aghast: “What were you thinking, brother!” and Thrandy pinches his nose: “Don’t answer that, son” while somewhere, far away, King Elessar feels this odd shiver… Accepted. ROFL

Bomfris would be flabbergasted. She lost to Laerophen in their little contest, after all. “Oi, didn’t you say your brother was better than you at archery?”

Laerophen would be staring at Legolas in puzzlement. “He is. I mean. Was?”

“He’s a finer shot even than I,” Laindawar would say, slowly. “Has the south sapped your skills, honeg nin?”

“He’s a bonny fighter!” Gimli would protest, ready to defend Legolas against anyone and anything. Naturally, it’s not a helpful thing to say. Legolas avoids looking at his brothers, tips his head away, mumbles something incomprehensible about Uruk-Hai and knife-work and explosives.

Thranduil would probably take one glance between the mortified, tongue-tied Legolas and the totally oblivious confused vaguely-defensive Gimli. Realisation dawns. It is followed by a GIANT SIGH OF RESIGNATION. 

Meanwhile Gloin is prouder than punch. MY LAD BEAT THE ELF AT ORC-KILLING HELL YAH OF FUCKING COURSE HE DID DWARVES RULE ELVES DROOL *high fives Dwalin*

OK, this time the gloves are off. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN LAEROPHEN GOES OFF CARRYING COOKIES TO EREBOR AFTER AN UNINTENTIONAL LAPSE OF A YEAR OR TWO BETWEEN VISITS AND SUDDENLY REALIZES LITTLE GIMIZH IS ALL GROWN UP

*squints* Hmmmm I HAVE MY SUSPICIONS AS TO WHO THIS MIGHT BE 😉

Have to wait and see, Nonnie! 

(one thing I will say: nothing will happen immediately. To remain healthy and non-creeptastic, the relationship has to develop from an adult-child friendship to an adult-adult friendship. Though Laerophen may have some prior experience in such matters, being immortal and also so much older than his younger brother, Gimizh does not. So, yeah, if this is a shippy question, there’s not gonna be first-thing ‘oh no he’s hot’ moment, my apologies! Give him a few years!)

HEADCANONPALOOZA PART 14!!!!

(tbh? I have a feeling that Frerinith isn’t going to care all that much about having an Elf of his own. And that particular one keeps smooshing faces with Gimli, anyway. Gimizh’s Elf is far far easier to boss around.)

I NEED SPICY SOUP COMPETITIONS BETWEEN DAIN AND GENILD YESTERDAY. YESTERDAY.

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13

Tbh, when The Letter arrives, Gimizh is extremely worried for both his grandpa and his da what with all the shouting and the uncontrollable laughter. Can either of them breath? Are faces supposed to get that color, Ma? Ma? (okay, he’ll just take the opportunity of no one paying any attention to him to make some mischief and work on his welcome home gift for Uncle Gimli and also go hide over with the Dwalinuls)

psst nonnie, don’t forget Laerophen! 😉