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liketotessecret:

Fíli (@morvidra) and Kíli (@liketotessecret) sing Without You from Rent.

I think we’re competing to figure out who can pick the most homosexual song for us to duet.

Anyway, @determamfidd @grimminsanity, these are always for you. Fee, you’re remarkable for putting up with me randomly messaging you at three in the morning about our next duet and then telling you that I’ve already recorded it. ❤ It may not be my line, but #Ibelongwithmybrother too.

oh darling Fee and Kee, you do a stellar job of this duet! Awwwwwww, i love to love your love, my dears. *hugs* Thank you, as ever! 

Happy Birthday, Thráin!

liketotessecret:

liketotessecret:

Even if it’s hella, hella late. Regardless justatouchofgoldsickness, enjoy.

———-

Thráin dearly loved his children, but he did wish that they had allowed him this one day of the year to sleep in. As it was, he was awoken by his youngest sitting astride his shoulders.

“Adaaaa…” she crooned as his sons giggled and snorted from the end of the bed. “Ada, wake up. Ama’s made breakfaaaast…”

“Ada, Náin’s here, and he’s brought his get,” Thorin told him blandly, casually shoving a squawking Frerin off the bed. “Better get up before Dáin destroys your receiving room.”

“Let him,” Thráin mumbled, shoving his face further into the pillow as he spoke. “I can make Náin pay for it and laugh at him.”

“Ama won’t be pleased,” Frerin chirped, peeking over the edge of the bed.

“’S my name-day. I can do what I like,” he informed his son.

“That excuse never works on my name-day,” Frerin complained. Thráin grunted as his youngest began bouncing enthusiastically on his shoulders, giggling.

“That’s because whenever you try to use that excuse, you’ve done far worse than let your cousin destroy my receiving room.” Thráin told him.

“Nu-uh, one of those times that’s exactly what happened.”

“No, that time you destroyed it and blamed it on Dáin despite the fact that he was too young to have achieved that level of chaos,” he contradicted, “and anyway, it’s my receiving room to destroy as I please.”

“Ada, just get up!” Dís wailed, bouncing violently enough to knock the breath from his lungs. “Ama won’t let us eat until you get first choice!”

He snored loudly and unconvincingly, making both Frerin and Dís release offended squeals and Thorin collapse in a fit of giggles.

“All right, you great lump,” his wife ordered from the doorway amusement in her tone. “Don’t starve the children.”

“They could stand to lose a few pounds,” he grumbled playfully, sitting up with some difficulty and dislodging Dís in the process. She collapsed to the bed in a fit of giggles. “Most days Thorin seems to be growing sideways more swiftly than he does upward.”

This time Thorin was the one to release an offended squawk.

——————————

The fire was crackling merrily as his his three children and Dáin wrestled on the rug. He laughed heartily as Frerin pinned his older brother triumphantly and Thorin concealed an indulgent smile.

A pair of study hands landed gently on his shoulders.

“Good day, my love?”

He twisted in his seat to drop a kiss on Frís’ nose.

“Each name-day is better than the last, darling.”

“Cheating!” Dáin shrieked behind them.

Dís cackled and something crashed. Frís didn’t break eye contact with him.

“If I don’t look, it never happened,” she informed him seriously.

“It was ugly anyway,” Frerin chirped hopefully.

His wife sighed, and Thráin’s amused chuckles joined Náin’s unrestrained laughter.

Okay, would you judge me if I collected all the birthday fics on AO3?

Also, determamfidd, forgot to tag you originally. Thought this would make you smile.

oh my GOD is this the cutest thing ever or what! AWW KILI, IT IS ABSOLUTELY LOVELY (happy Line of Durin??? PINCH ME I’M DREAMING)

Big Ben has a Place

liketotessecret:

When I say
“I wish I could drop everything
And just fly there
To be with you”
I mean it-
To Australia,
My queen,
My brother,
My friend,
To England,
Uncle,
Cousins,
Companions,
Japan, Canada,
Dear friends,
Germany, Norway,
Kind souls,
I wish I could be there with you.
And when I say
To friends here,
“I wish I could leave,
Be far away
In places I don’t yet know”
They laugh
And say
They’d like to visit Big Ben
And Tokyo,
They get that,
Wouldn’t it be cool?
And I smile
And nod
And think
I’d prefer to see
Your favorite coffee shop
Your favorite park
The secret paths you take to work
And the silly museum you’ve been to a million times
Because no one cares but you
Because Big Ben has its place
It’s just not in my heart
(That place is reserved
For you)

I’m in a sappy mood, if that wasn’t immediately obvious. Anyway, this is for the wonderful cast- I’ll just tag a few of you cuz it’s late and I’m forgetful on the best of days. So have some mediocre 3AM poetry, determamfidd flamesburnonthemountainside theriza morvidra oh gahd so many more guys I can’t think of anyone at all right now save me

oh Kiliiiii

I am having a quiet cry rn. I love you, I love all of you so very much. 

Happy (extremely late) birthday, Mama!

liketotessecret:

For grimminsanity ❤ (Sorry it’s so late!)

Dís awoke to a bust of hushed giggles and a foreboding thump, and it took her a moment to recall the occasion.

“Hush, Kee, you’ll wake her up!”

“I thought that was the point- Fee!”

Her bed dipped and she suppressed an amused smile, keeping her eyes firmly shut.

“C’mon, Kee, get up before she wakes up!”

Another muffled thump and a sudden pressure as the form of her youngest son landed heavily on her shins.

“Mum! Mama, wake up, it’s your name-day!” Kíli chanted, bouncing slightly. His brother laughed.

“She’s awake, Kee, no need to give her bruises on top of it. Morning, Mum.”

She sat up and smiled at her boys, laying a gentle kiss on both of their foreheads and laying a calming hand on Kíli’s head.

“Calm yourself, love, or you’ll vibrate right off the bed.”

“We made breakfast!” Fíli announced, grinning, as his brother subsided.

Dís gave a theatrical gasp.

“Oh no, we still have a kitchen, right?”

Kíli pulled a face. “Mu~um, Fee’s a good cook!”

She grinned at him, ruffling his hair.

“I know. I was worried about the ‘we’ part of the sentence.”

Kíli scowled and ducked out from under her hand, straightening his wild curls haughtily.

“Well, if that’s the way you want to be”

She laughed and caught both of them about the waist, wrestling them to the bed as they shrieked with laughter.

Thorin and Dwalin lay before the fire, attempting to entertain a very unimpressed Gimli as Glóin and her sons roared with laughter nearby. Behind her, Balin and Óin were carrying on a quiet conversation next to the kitchen, where a heavily pregnant Mizim was doing incomprehensible things to a large platter of cake containing a baffling mishmash of blackberries, blueberries, and raspberries.

“All right, move it, you old farts, lady with a baby coming through.” Mizim called, pushing past Balin and Óin to plop a slice of cake in Dís’ lap. A chorus of protests arose and Mizim glowered her family into submission.

“Is it your name-day? No? Then be quiet and let Dís eat her cake.”

“But Mum always takes forever,” Kíli whined, flopping onto his back into his brother’s lap.

“I do it deliberately, just to torture you,” Dís informed him seriously.

He released a noise like a dying animal as Fíli laughed at him and tangled his fingers in his hair.

The fire was roaring, her family was laughing, and a smiling Dís sat back in her cushioned throne to savor her cake and survey her kingdom.

Have a birthday present, Boo-bear.

liketotessecret:

For peggaboo. Sorry I wasn’t around on your actual birthday. Hope you enjoy it even though it’s late ❤

You.

The Orc yelped and scrambled to a crooked-back attention.

“Yes, my lord- I mean your majesty- I mean your evilness-“

Silence.

The Orc yelped again and subsided, muttering frantically to itself.

Concealed within his helmet, Sauron rolled his eyes.

Find someone who knows how to bake, vermin.

The Orc gibbered.

“Bake vermin, Master? Most of us can char rats and such, not sure if any of ‘em can bake ‘em…”

No, you are the vermin. Find someone who can bake pastries.

The Orc froze.

“Er… pastries, your wickedness?”

Yes, pastries, you fool. Composed of flour and sugar and baked. Pastries.

“Forgive me for asking, but… why, your…” the Orc paused and struggled to come up with something it had not yet said. Sauron rolled his eyes so hard it was nearly painful.

It is no business of yours, mortal. Find a Man if you must. Anyone who can bake a cake.

“A cake, Sire?”

I am not a king, you imbecile. Just… ‘my lord’ will do, just find me a cake.

“Yes, Master, of course, Master.”

It hurried out the door, gibbering to itself. Sauron shut the door firmly behind it, leaning heavily on the wood. He took off his helmet and tossed it across the room, rubbing the bridge of his nose.

“I am completely and utterly surrounded by half-wits.” Then he paused and chortled to himself. “But I shall have cake on my name-day, and that is all that matters.”

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liketotessecret:

Fili (morvidra) and Kili (liketotessecret) sing The Trail We Blaze from the Road to El Dorado!

This one was fun, actually. I could do better with the editing, and I might go back later, but… it’s okay for now. I like it. It makes me smile.

grimminsanity I think we can call this a birthday present to you. It’s not your birthday for any of us by now, but who the hell cares. I’ll get you your story soon!

determamfidd I think you’ll appreciate this one 😀

https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_nrbfc46FTr1tyv0flo1.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
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liketotessecret:

Fili ( morvidra ) and Kili ( liketotessecret ) sing Agony from Into the Woods!

Er… enjoy?

(I’m actually really proud of this one. I did a helluva lot more editing than usual.)

determamfidd grimminsanity See, not EVERYTHING I do is depressing. Just most of it. *halo noises*

AHHHHH DUET BETWEEN FEE AND KEE

you pair are amazing! (I have never NOT giggled at the ‘far more painful than YOURS’ line heheheheheh)

ohaylookthisonesnotdepressingwhat

liketotessecret:

Eh. I wanted to explore what I’m gonna refer to as a poetic crossover, which I’m 80% sure isn’t what I’m referring to. Trying to mash up the poetry style that I associate with Harry Potter and the one I associate with the Lord of the Rings.

*shrugs* I like this one, so… (not actually about any specific character this time! Unless you count Sting…)

Look, ma! (er… determamfidd) I can write non-depressing poetry for your verse!)

Keep reading

askdjgflajsgfalsjhd OH MY WoRD KILI *hugs poem*

stiiing and 100 years and happiness and ahhhh…!

I have a lot of Fairbairn of the Tower feelings right now ❤

https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_npukqxhZUS1tyv0flo1.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
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liketotessecret:

FEAR ME AND MY COLLECTION OF SIX-INCH STILETTO HEELS IN VARIOUS SHADES CHOSEN TO COMPLIMENT MY VAST AND COLOR-CODED WARDROBE

HAHAHAHA LIKE TOTALLY

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liketotessecret:

Kili sings again! Man, I’m on a bloody roll today.

Hmm… what’s the worst possible thing I could do to grimminsanity

Oh! I know…

Think: right before leaving on the quest, because dammit, I’ll prove I’m not a screw-up!

(I feel like this would also hurt you, determamfidd 🙂 *halo sounds*)

AUGH KILI it is BEAUTIFUL AND ALSO AUGH

KILI NO