sometimes i forget that thor doesn’t actually have an Australian accent because his counterpart is tom hiddleston as loki who sounds like a deep thought algorithm’s platonic ideal of posh Britishness and in comparison thor no matter how gentle and flowery a script they give him invariably sounds like he’s moments away from turning to the hulk and saying “you’re a big cunt aren’t ye”
The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Which is why if we have nothing nice to say about a fic, we say nothing at all, and if we have nice things to say, we bury the author in our praise
Gandalf’s encounter with the Balrog was terrifying for the rest of the Fellowship, but for Gandalf it was probably just super awkward. Like running into an ex-coworker that you hate. Legolas is all, “Ai! Ai! A balrog!” And Gandalf is like, “dammit, not fucking Greg again.”
Mom mom -Asks u how ur day was
-makes sure u drink a lot of water
-tells u to go to bed when you start night blogging
-tells u to eat a vegetable
Fite Mom -SMOL AN READY TO BRAWL
-WILL FITE A WALL FOR U
–*ANGRY SUPPORTIVE NOISES* -WILL FITE ANYONE WHO IS EVEN A LITTLE MEAN
Nerd mom -will nerd out with u
– tries REALLY HARD not to spoil stuff
– gets you into fandom hell
– all the best reaction pics
Worry mom -worries about u when ur sad a lot
– wants to be fite mom but to shy
-says sorry a lot
-over worries a lot
Gay mom -rlly gay
-has two moods happy or angst
-knows at least one fashion
-lives on pizza rolls
Support mom -always super supportive
-shows u cool videos
-asks about ur interests
-sends you cool links from amazon
Example mom -tries to be the example mom for everyone
-will show u or send u links on how to do the thing you want
-tries really hard
-needs to chill sometimes
Lazy mom -does nothing with u
-has the best snacks
-best procrastinator
-can burp quite a few words
Aw Yiss 