I’m so upset I can’t find that fucking rankin bass gif of Thorin patting Bilbo’s bum to put out the fire. I swear I thought I had that gif. Ruined chance. Oh well.
you mean this?
Son, someone has found the gif. Bless you, master bbmbur
#did I just watch official bagginshield porn #that’s what it feels like (via middle-earth-obsessed)
Ask and ye shall receive. You smokin Bilbo -patbuttspank-
[Original gif credit goes to happy-thought]
This is the greatest post ever to grace tumblr. Bless all of you.
Well, that’s it. My life is all downhill from here.
Tag: lololol
otp challenge
draw your otp in the back and their friends like this
piyo-13 😀 When you’re settled, o’course.
Should have brought Glorfindel
maybe if he put a “please” on that…
Silmarillion AU where everyone’s a pothead
The Chillmarillion
where everyone’s an adrenalin junkie
The Thrillmarillion
Feanor hosts a BBQ after burning the ships
The Grillmarillion
AU where Melkor steals Fëanor’s prized pickle recipe
The Dillmarillion
Battle Royale AU for the Silmarillion
The Killmarillion
ancient tales from Ulmo’s realm
The Gillmarillion
Silmarillion AU set in Ancient Sumeria
The Enlilmarillion
A.U, where everyone is an aesthete mathematician:
The PhimarillionSilmarillion AU where everything gets pronounced the way Fëanor wants
The ThilmarillionAU where everything is the same except Thangorodrim is significantly smaller
The Hillmarillion
Silmarillion
Magical girls
AU
The Frillmarillion
[apparently Gimli was the equivalent of 14 during The Hobbit timeline
for aggressivelyfwddwarves]
determamfidd this is silly!
NAH you misspelled AWESOME!








