NEW CHAPTER!!
Tag: love it!
Things that confuse me:
Lady dwarves without beards.
(I’m planning on marrying this pen, we have such a good solid relationship and gosh diddly darnit it just works ok agghhh I’ve missed being able to make lines like this)
I postulate that Glorfindel canon includes:
He is around 9 feet tall. That’s how they rocked back in theday.
He is built under that tunic. None of that slight elvish shit.
He is a riot. Like, no decorum at all, he will slurp his
wine LOUDLY if that’s what it takes to liven up the company at the table.He likes to hang out with Men from…