lsjdhgafalshgLJHGALJHJAJALDLAJGALJSADLJH I have thought this thought in passing once or twice, and every time it makes me

*whimpers*
lsjdhgafalshgLJHGALJHJAJALDLAJGALJSADLJH I have thought this thought in passing once or twice, and every time it makes me

*whimpers*
Hey Nonnie!
I certainly have used it! It’s a play on the phrase ‘Jesus wept.’ Famous for being the shortest phrase in the Christian Bible.
Here in Australia it’s often used as an expletive to express your disbelief over someone or something!
e.g. “Sorry I won’t be able to help you move this weekend. Barry’s gone and totalled the ute.”
“Aw, geez, Barry, not again? What’s that make it, five times in two years?”
“Five!? Jesus wept! The man shouldn’t be allowed behind a fuckin’ wheel!”
A recent incident that left me really rattled later set me thinking, and that led to this idea- being dead and able to watch
the world of the living doesn’t always turn out in your favour, not even when
you’re someone with the genius of Narvi. In fact, especially not then. Featuring aro!Narvi, set in Sansukh-verse.I do not own any of the named characters, Haban belongs to @determamfidd and everyone else belongs to JRR Tolkien (though I’ve followed Dets’ characterisation and portrayal of them).
ohhhhhh rippy
i love it, i love it so much, and ohhh her rage is perfection, whaddaya mean this isn’t my Narvi, that’s her rage!!! THIS IS AMAZING, thank you so so much! *hugs*
Mahal is such a good dad ❤

Aulë and the Seven Fathers by steamey
HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE GREATEST DWARF-CENTRIC ART I HAVE EVER SEEN.
Of course Mahal would get disappointed in his Dwarves, though I feel he has a certain indulgent attitude towards them… but still, I doubt that for instance, the Dwarves who killed Elu Thingol got re-embodied in the Halls somehow.
Mahal obvs doesn’t mind a bit of petty larceny and theft, though. I mean, Nori’s still there! But those who commit grievous and premeditated harm, those who are actually malicious, doing evil with full intent and enjoyment, yes… I don’t think Mahal would have any time for them at ALL.
I also think that Mahal doesn’t really get ANGRY-angry easily… the guy is impatient, sure, but he is also, as Tolkien goes to some pains to say, very humble. Also, as the Maia of stone and minerals and craft, his temper would run slow and cool, like rock… until it REALLY gets hot.
Then, of course – boom.
Valar week: 09/14 – Aulë
– Aulë with
his sonshis Maiar (Curumo left, Mairon right)– Aulë giving tiny smith hammer to tiny dwarf (nearly sent me into cardiac arrest just sketching it, I can’t deal,,)
– Aulë having to/realizing he’s not able to destroy the dwarves
If Aulë ’s taught me anything, it’s that fatherhood must suck tremendously (what with not one, but two of his maiar going bad and never returning– at least it’s not at once)
If anything though, I consider him the “patron father” figure out of the Valar; someone who loved as a father does before the concept was fully hammered out. (Hah. ”Hammered”. I’m funny. . )
OMG!!!!!
This is an awesome depiction of Mahal :O @determamfidd have you seen this?
Ahhh thank you!!! You are also awesome! :>
Ohh great idea! I just did a bit of a trawl on the Khuzdul dictionary, and came up with something.
And here it is: many in the Halls call Mahal Ze‘adad. It means first-father. It is often customarily shortened to Ze’da, an affectionate mishmash of Khuzdul and Adunaic that would translate roughly to ‘First Da’.
He not-so-secretly loves this name.

determamfidd hey someone has to be a fussbucket (and you’re a sweet one at that).
How great would Mahal and Pippin interactions be though, like
Even just Mahal and any hobbit.
I can’t. It would be too great.
#Oh eru did you make more? and why do these ones have beards on their feet?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ohgod now I need it
Mahal + Pippin + Merry interacting
somehow
Pages 25-32 of the sansûkh graphic novel,,,,hahahah…ha..what even is consistency????
AUGH
AUUUUUUUUUGH I AM BLEEDING FROM THE HEART HERE OH Y GOD
THORIIIIIN
MAHAAAAAAAL
FISHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
*Cries hot tears bc OH MY GOD THESE POOR BABY IDIOTS GAAAAAH HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE, HOW AMAZING IS THIS ART, THE SYMBOLISM AND IMAGERY AND SUGGESTION AND CAMERA ANGLES OKAY I DIE NOW BC
auuuuughhhhhhh
You and Thorin both. It bakes his brain every so often: where the hell is it all coming from?
Ori gets freaked out by paper in the Halls, of all things. I mean, it’s a product? Where is it coming from? Does Mahal have a wood-pulping factory somewhere? WHAT.
Bloody ineffability. It can be very confusing.
(Mahal can make mountains and living beings, I don’t think he’s going to have any trouble with a sandwich or a notebook, somehow 😉