tolkien: dwarves aren’t so bad (as long as u dont expect too much of them)…. i mean they are definitively Not The Heroes but i suppose they have a right to exist??
me: anyway im constructing a museum to commemorate dwarvish culture bc they’re Better Than Elves and i would marry every single one of them.
Tag: ME
*points at every single dwarf* i love them
“you cant love every dwarf-“
i love them
“YOU SHOULDN’T SHIP THAT BECAUSE-”
To everybody who is 5′3″
you are as tall as Wolverine
[aggressively blocks every anti tauriel post i see]
dain ironfoot is my precious son and i will destroy anyone who even looks at him funny
