Sansûkh Memes

peggaboo:

poplitealqueen:

determamfidd:

peggaboo:

poplitealqueen:

determamfidd:

lesbiankiliel:

determamfidd:

fishfingersandscarves:

poplitealqueen:

determamfidd:

peggaboo:

poplitealqueen:

I really think we as a species have completely missed how meme-worthy Sansûkh truly is.

Some examples:

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@poplitealqueen you are truly a genious here is my humble contribution also how does one make that fucking meme font help

@poplitealqueen, @peggaboo, I AM CRYING WITH LAUGHTER OH MY GODDDDDD THIS IS PERFECTION

here’s one from me

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DETS AKXJWJXHWMXUWKXJWKXJWKDKAKJDKSJXKS

ASDFHKJADSHJJH IVE GOT ONE

Gimli: I’m in love with Legolas

Thorin

FISHY YOU GENIUS!

also

Gimli: the fuck should I make for Legolas as a courting gift

Thorin, probably:

PERFECT!

When you try to break the siege and save Dale, but the Orc Army is led by Dagalur…

DETS GODDAMNIT I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU JUST MADE ME LAUGH ABOUT THAT

Readers: please no more angst we can’t take it 

Dets: 

ACCURATE AF BWAAAHAHAHAHA

okay okay i’m gonna stop… after these announcements…

I think if I reblog this post anymore I might break my dash. BUT I CAN’T NOT REBLOG THESE ADDITIONS. DETS THAT LAST ONE HAD ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR GODDAMN YOU THAT SONG IS SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME DEPRESSED NOT THINK OF THE DOS EQUIS GUY

Alright @determamfidd last one: tag yourself

I WAS NOT PREPARED OH SWEET MERCY BOO

Sansûkh Memes

bookishkid:

determamfidd:

lesbiankiliel:

determamfidd:

fishfingersandscarves:

poplitealqueen:

determamfidd:

peggaboo:

poplitealqueen:

I really think we as a species have completely missed how meme-worthy Sansûkh truly is.

Some examples:

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@poplitealqueen you are truly a genious here is my humble contribution also how does one make that fucking meme font help

@poplitealqueen, @peggaboo, I AM CRYING WITH LAUGHTER OH MY GODDDDDD THIS IS PERFECTION

here’s one from me

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DETS AKXJWJXHWMXUWKXJWKXJWKDKAKJDKSJXKS

ASDFHKJADSHJJH IVE GOT ONE

Gimli: I’m in love with Legolas

Thorin

FISHY YOU GENIUS!

also

Gimli: the fuck should I make for Legolas as a courting gift

Thorin, probably:

PERFECT!

When you try to break the siege and save Dale, but the Orc Army is led by Dagalur…

someone: *mentions the gold sickness*

Thorin:

OH MY GODDDDDD

Sansûkh Memes

peggaboo:

poplitealqueen:

determamfidd:

lesbiankiliel:

determamfidd:

fishfingersandscarves:

poplitealqueen:

determamfidd:

peggaboo:

poplitealqueen:

I really think we as a species have completely missed how meme-worthy Sansûkh truly is.

Some examples:

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@poplitealqueen you are truly a genious here is my humble contribution also how does one make that fucking meme font help

@poplitealqueen, @peggaboo, I AM CRYING WITH LAUGHTER OH MY GODDDDDD THIS IS PERFECTION

here’s one from me

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DETS AKXJWJXHWMXUWKXJWKXJWKDKAKJDKSJXKS

ASDFHKJADSHJJH IVE GOT ONE

Gimli: I’m in love with Legolas

Thorin

FISHY YOU GENIUS!

also

Gimli: the fuck should I make for Legolas as a courting gift

Thorin, probably:

PERFECT!

When you try to break the siege and save Dale, but the Orc Army is led by Dagalur…

DETS GODDAMNIT I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU JUST MADE ME LAUGH ABOUT THAT

Readers: please no more angst we can’t take it 

Dets: 

ACCURATE AF BWAAAHAHAHAHA

okay okay i’m gonna stop… after these announcements…

Sansûkh Memes

lesbiankiliel:

determamfidd:

fishfingersandscarves:

poplitealqueen:

determamfidd:

peggaboo:

poplitealqueen:

I really think we as a species have completely missed how meme-worthy Sansûkh truly is.

Some examples:

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@poplitealqueen you are truly a genious here is my humble contribution also how does one make that fucking meme font help

@poplitealqueen, @peggaboo, I AM CRYING WITH LAUGHTER OH MY GODDDDDD THIS IS PERFECTION

here’s one from me

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DETS AKXJWJXHWMXUWKXJWKXJWKDKAKJDKSJXKS

ASDFHKJADSHJJH IVE GOT ONE

Gimli: I’m in love with Legolas

Thorin

FISHY YOU GENIUS!

also

Gimli: the fuck should I make for Legolas as a courting gift

Thorin, probably:

PERFECT!

When you try to break the siege and save Dale, but the Orc Army is led by Dagalur…

Reading Meme

I got tagged by @elenothar who is made of awesome. Hey mate! Long time no speaky!

1. Which book has been on your shelves the longest?

The Little Prince, by

Antoine de Saint-Exupéry. It’s been with me for over 30 years.

2. What is your current read, your last read and the book you’ll read next?

*nervous laughter* 

Um, I honestly can’t remember what I read last. My brain is currently Swiss cheese… probably one of Dr Karl

Kruszelnicki’s fab books, I pop them like candy. 

But I do know that I am waiting for Mr Dets to finish A Short History of Nearly Everything, by Bill Bryson. I got it for his birthday, but I also really wanna read it :)))

3. Which book does everyone like and you hated?

ummmmmmmmm… idk. I have found Asimov’s prose very dusty to get through in the past (and this is coming from a Tolkien fan). I like his world (universe?)-building though. 

4. Which book do you keep telling yourself you’ll read, but you probably won’t?

Muuuuuuurrrr, tons of them most likely, but remember what I said about brain = Swiss cheese? Nothing is springing to mind!

5. Which book are you saving for “retirement?”

None of them ever ever ever, what the heck is the point of that? 

6. Last page: read it first or wait till the end?

I always wait til the end – I don’t think I’ve ever spoiled the ending for myself tbh.

7. Acknowledgements: waste of ink and paper or interesting aside?

I like them. 

8. Which book character would you switch places with? 

Arrrrrrrrrrrgh decisions! 

9. Do you have a book that reminds you of something specific in your life (a person, a place, a time)?

My ancient copy of LOTR. My uncle gave it to me, and Tolkien’s universe was a love we shared.

10. Name a book you acquired in some interesting way.

HAHAHAHAHAHA we have a book here that Mr Dets stole from his primary school library… it now belongs to the Dwarfling, and the school name and stamp is clearly visible on the inner leaf!

11. Have you ever given away a book for a special reason to a special person?

I give a LOT of books as presents, but I buy them specially… I’ve never really given away any of my own darlings! Which explains why we just remade/reorganised the ENTIRE FRONT HALF OF THE HOUSE so we could fit in yet.more.bookshelves lmao

12. Which book has been with you to the most places? 

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Because irony 😀

13. Any “required reading” you hated in high school that wasn’t so bad ten years later?

I didn’t mind the ‘reading’ part of the required books, that was good! It was pulling them to pieces afterwards that I resented 🙂

On the other hand, I enjoyed Out of Africa as a kid, and it grated a LOT with me as an adult. Social evolution, I guess.

14. What is the strangest item you’ve ever found in a book?

My grandmother’s school report from 1936. She was 11. 

15. Used or brand new?

Both is good.

16. Stephen King: Literary genius or opiate of the masses?

I’ve only read The Stand, so I don’t really feel qualified to answer. But why can’t a book be both, honestly? Media can be self-indulgent escapism AND genius simultaneously!

17. Have you ever seen a movie you liked better than the book?

*pokes Swiss cheese brain* come on, you dumb thing, work...

18. Conversely, which book should NEVER have been introduced to celluloid?

War of the Worlds. They’ve never, EVER, EVER done it right.

19. Have you ever read a book that’s made you hungry, cookbooks being excluded from this question?

*glares at everything written by Anthony Bourdain*

20. Who is the person whose book advice you’ll always take?

My ferociously smart MIL, who has fab taste in books. 

I tag @poplitealqueen, @notanightlight, @peggaboo, @kailthia, @lesbiankiliel@fishfingersandscarves, @ginervcweasley, @poesiariptide and whoever else wants to do the thing!

Alphabet Meme Thingy

Tagged by @fishfingersandscarves, the pint-sized powerhouse! HEY FISH ❤

A age:  35. May I officially call myself an Old Fart™ yet?

Bbirthplace: NSW, Australia, not far from Muswellbrook

Ccurrent time: 8:45pm

Ddrink you had last: i got a glass of wine atm. Long day at work!

Eeasiest person to talk to: The Duchess, that ancient decrepit old moggy o’ mine. Or my husband, in a pinch 😉

F favorite song: oh shit, no I can’t. I can’t answer this. No. I refuse. Not even on the rack can I name one solitary single song.

G grossest memory: oh um errrrr idk actually. 

Hhorror yes or no: NOPE. NAH. Uh-UH. I am a wuss – the last ep of Doctor Who gave me the heebies!

I in love? Yes. 15 years now. 

Jjealous of people? Nope, not really… though I have been known to covet books and kitchen appliances.

K killed someone? Nope. 

Llove at first sight or walk past again? Uh… what’s wrong with striking up a conversation…. or eight? TALK FIRST, dangit. 

Mmiddle name: It exists… and doesn’t suit me. 

Nnumber of siblings: 3. One older sister, one older brother, one younger sister. I am a middle child!

Oone wish: to travel to see everyone in the Sansukh podfic cast. 

P person I last called: Mum. Love ya, Mum. 

Qquestion you’re always asked: Can I change my lesson time this week, Miss???

R reason to smile: @beargirl1393 is liveblogging sansukh OMFG I AM FLOATING PAST NEPTUNE RN

Ssong you last sang? oh heck, um. I sing constantly, all day, 5 days a week. So, heck if I can remember. 

Ttime you woke up? 5:30am

U underwear color: black. BORIIIING. 

Vvacation: ohgodyesplease

Wworst habit: dermatillomania

X x-rays? yup, a few

Yyour favorite food: *back on the rack* I CAN’T DECIDE, I SWEAR I AM TELLING THE TRUTH, PLEAAAAASE

Zzodiac sign: pisces

I tag anyone who wants to give this a go! (and also @notanightlight, @scarletjedi, @poplitealqueen, @kooriicolada, @lesbiankiliel and @beargirl1393!)

Guilty/Innocent Meme thingy

@poesiariptide tagged me: thank you, Rippy!

Rules: You can only say guilty or innocent. You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you or asks you. Repost, don’t reblog.

popping this under a cut, bc some folks don’t need to see some of these questions 🙂

Asked someone to marry you? Innocent

Kissed one of your friends? Guilty

Danced on a table in a bar or tavern? Guilty

Ever told a lie? Guilty

Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have? Guilty

Ever kissed someone of the opposite a different sex? Guilty 

Ever kissed someone of the same sex? Guilty

Kissed a picture? Innocent

Slept in until 5pm? Innocent

Fallen asleep at work or school? Guilty

Held a snake? Guilty

Been suspended from school? Innocent

Stolen something? Innocent

Done something you regret? Guilty

Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose? Guilty

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Innocent

Kissed in the rain? Guilty (it is not as awesome as movies make it out to be)

Sat on a roof top? Guilty

Sang in the shower? Guilty (SOOOO guilty)

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Guilty

Slept naked? Guilty

Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? Guilty

Been in a band? Guilty

Shot a gun? Innocent

Donated blood? Guilty

Eaten alligator/crocodile meat? Guilty

Eaten cheesecake? Guilty

Still loved someone you shouldn’t? Innocent

Have/had a tattoo? Innocent

Been too honest? Guilty

Ruined a surprise? Guilty

Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you can’t walk after? Innocent

Erased someone in your friends list? Guilty

Dressed in a man’s clothes? Guilty

Dressed in a woman’s clothes? Guilty

Joined a pageant? Innocent

Been told that you’re beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? Guilty

Still have communication with your ex? Guilty

Cheated on someone? Innocent

Got totally drunk one night when you had an important exam the next morning? Innocent

A total stranger treated you by paying your fare? Innocent

Got so angry that you cried? Guilty

Tried to stay away from someone for their own good? Innocent (more like for MY own good)

Actually murdered someone? Innocent

Thought about mass murder? Innocent

Actually committed a mass murder? Innocent

Rode in a stranger’s vehicle? Innocent

Stalked someone? Innocent

Had a girlfriend? Guilty

Had a boyfriend? Guilty

Totally drunk during a holiday? Guilty

I’ll tag: @notanightlight, @poplitealqueen, @the-dragongirl, @aviva0017, @fuckthisimgoingtoerebor and @flukeoffate! bc I missed you my loves ❤

i got tagged by the witty and lovely @seaweedredandbrown! Thank you!

the last movie you watched: Ghostbusters, probably. I need to get to the movies! BUT IT’S TOO HOT TO MOVE.

the last song you listened to: that wasn’t a children’s song? Um. I’ve been listening to a lot of Elena Kats-Chernin recently? This Piano Quintet is FUCKING KICKASS, it feels like gulls whirling and diving and soaring over an endless sea. 

the last show you watched: BBC’s Life of Mammals. I like science, space and nature documentaries. 

the last book you read: My sister gave me the script of Fantastic Beasts for Christmas! 

the last thing you ate: Leftover kale, pepito, capsicum, and cherry tomato frittata. I made it for dinner yesterday, and there was a slice left for lunch today. YUMMMMMM. Cold and tasty- and low-effort hahaha.

if you could be anywhere right now, where would you be: TASMANIA IS COOLER, RIGHT? BUT NOT TOO COLD – i hate being cold, bc of my Raynauds. POSSIBLY MELBOURNE? NZ? THE MOON? it’s SO HOT omfg

where would you time travel to: Autumn. 

fictional character you would hang out with for a day: oh curse you, must I choose. Okay, all right… hmm. Merry Brandybuck or Pippin Took. I’d be exhausted by the end of the day, but that day would have been awesome. 

I’ll tag @notanightlight, @fuckthisimgoingtoerebor, @poplitealqueen, @flamesburnonthemountainside, @scarletjedi, @ninayasmijn, @kailthia @fishfingersandscarves and any other folks who wanna do the thing 🙂 

Get To Know Me meme

Tagged by the awesome @elenothar and superb @squidspawn. Thanks, you fabulous people!

Name/Nickname: Dets
Gender: of the Lady persuasion
Height: 1.53m
Hogwarts House: PUFF
Favorite Color: Blue
Time: 05:35pm
Last thing I googled: idk probably something to do with EQ in Audacity
A fictional character I would like as a sibling: uhhhh, Faramir. 🙂
When I made this blog: About three years ago ish!
How many blogs I follow: 409
Number of followers: 3282
Do I get asks regularly: yeah, fairly frequently. I’m not always the most punctual of people at answering tho *wince* I really do try!
Aesthetic(s): books, blankets, bunny slippers, dressing gowns, cats, red and white coffee mugs, striped bedspreads, blue dresses and black stockings, military jackets, wide-brimmed hats, big clompy black boots

tag 10 followers you want to get to know better (in no particular order): If you see this and wanna give it a go, tell me about yourself!!