I’m a Hobbit of great sensitivity, I am.”
“And I’m the Queen of Harad,” muttered Merry.

Pippin and Merry (chp. 13)

Sansûkh by determamfidd
(AO3)
The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit – Teen/Mature – Bilbo
Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield, Gimli/Legolas Greenleaf
#Canon Add-on #Angst #Slow Build #Happy Ending #Dead Peanut
Gallery #Thorin POV #Neurodiversity #Epic #Incomplete

From a Hobbitkink prompt:

The battle was over, and Thorin Oakenshield awoke, naked and
shivering, in the Halls of his Ancestors.

The novelty of being dead fades quickly, and watching over
his companions soon fills him with grief and guilt. Oddly, a faint flicker of
hope arises in the form of his youngest kinsman, a Dwarf of Durin’s line with
bright red hair.

(Follows the story of the War of the Ring).

(Bagginshield, Gimli/Legolas) In which recovery takes
time, the dead members of the Company take to watching Gimli as though he’s a
soap opera, the living struggle with being left behind, Legolas is confused,
Khuzdul is abused, and Thorin is four feet and ten inches of guilt and anger.

(via quotablefanfiction)

Carefully, Carefully with the Plates – Setari – The Hobbit – All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]

setaripendragon:

Inspired by Sansukh chapter 42.

Frodo Baggins learns a very interesting song.

Sansukh updated, I read the new chapter, and then my brain exploded and this was the result. I hope this makes up at least a little for how inconsistent I’ve been being lately. Most of what I’m writing at the moment is stuff that I can’t or won’t post just yet (A bardainduil Triad-Verse Big Bang fic, another 1000 Gigolas Fics Challenge fic, a giant-ass lotr time-travel fic that’s too close to my heart to be posted while it’s still a WIP, etc), but I really miss writing one-shots, so maybe I’ll manage to write a few more soon… -shrugs- Either way, enjoy this ridiculous fluff-fest in the mean time ❤

IF YOU HAVEN’T READ THIS THEN DO YOUR HEART A FAVOUR

IT IS THE SWEETEST AND FLUFFIEST AND JUST MOST DARLING THING I LOVE ITTTT. 

Small hobbits and a cheeky Dwarven washing-up song, and terribly scandalised Hobbit parents and a disreputable Bilbo <333 I loved it so much it is now #21 in the Sansukh Appendices!

@setaripendragon is a total gem. Thank you SO much!

Carefully, Carefully with the Plates – Setari – The Hobbit – All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]

Gimizh, in the Shire: I must RISE UP to the occasion, in this hobbit nation! Sirs! (*insert mock salute to Merry and Pippin, his new prank coaches and right hand men*) The Took Hobbits sing: Here comes Gimizh ~rise up~… (same Gimizh-in-the-shire anon as before. I may have listened to Hamilton too many times. if such a thing is possible.)

HERE COMES THE COOKIETHIEF 🙂

shhh no no no Nonnie, no, such a thing is not possible! 

*puts earphones back in* OH! this immigrant isn’t somebody we chose… OH! this immigrant’s keeping us all on our tooooes… OH!

Gimli visits the Shire. Gimizh sneaks along somehow. They meet the ENTIRE Took clan. Gimizh is, to his horror and delight, out-mischief-ed. Out pranked. Out schemed, out-played. He must learn their ways. Pippin and Merry take him under their wing. Gimli is terrified of this team-up. Someone just hands him a pipeful of Longbottom Leaf.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh jeez, my brain cannot handle the idea of Gimizh + Tooks, it’s too frightening

(almost as frightening as the idea that Gimizh could ever, ever be out-mayhemmed, oh good GOD)

Courtesy of the Gimizh & co., Gimli and the remainder of the company send a package to Bilbo and the hobbits of the Fellowship. In it? A set of fake beards and mustaches for them, all in the correct colors, made by Dori, Dis, and even one made by Wee Thorin, since, “They don’t got no hair on their faces at all!” Merry and Pippin often wear theirs, especially when they finally *visit* Erebor. Bilbo and Frodo’s *might* make their across the sea with them.

Sam: “Well, look at me, Mister Frodo! Why, I could be as Stoorish as a Breelander!” It gets Frodo to smile. That means it’s worth its weight in gold, as far as Sam’s concerned. 

(Tiny little Elanor finds it one day. She looks HYSTERICALLY FUNNY in it.)

Merry & Pippin: *die of laughter, use them to prank each other and everybody else*

Frodo: sends a very polite ‘thank you’ letter… and never wears it.

Bilbo: secretly tries it on in the mirror when nobody else is watching, checks himself from all angles, preens and prances about a bit and chuckles and uses all the Dwarvish swear-words he remembers… and then grows quiet, letting the funny beard fall to his knees and sighing. 

After the Quest is over, Bofur makes a killing on hobbit costumes. There are so many babbuhs in Erebor and Dale and, really, all of Middle Earth, dressed up as Frodo and Sam and Pippin and Merry. (Gimizh is not sure which of the hobbits is is favorite, although he, of course, always plays his Brave Uncle Gimli when he and the others recreate the Quest. He once tried to recruit Laerophen to play Legolas.)

Gimizh is of course the envy of every Dwarfling in the North… because he owns the real actual helm that his uncle wore on the Quest.

Wee Thorin is allowed to touch it. Balinith is too. 

(Frerinith… is not).

Of course, it’s much too big, and it slips down over his eyes. But try telling him that and he’ll attack your knees.