evil-bones-mccoy:

you know what

i would actually be very interested in a modernised hobbit that had thorin and co. as jewish?

i mean i’ve seen gigolas fic where gimli kinda drew out the parallels between the jewish diaspora and the dwarves of erebor post-smaug’s attack but that was in a middle-earth setting

idek

i just thought it’d be interesting to see a modern!durin family that’s jewish and bilbo getting to know them (and celebrating hanukkah with little fili and kili say it with me d’awwwwwwww) and like, dis and thorin are reform and they occasionally butt up against the very orthodox balin but in the end they’re all family 

has anyone done this yet even as a side detail to a larger au because i would be interested as hell in reading it

ASK AND YE SHALL RECEIVE evil-bones-mccoy!

Sons of Jerusalem (Explicit) by Seashadows, wikdsushi

Going to Hillel is easier than cooking Shabbat dinner, and Theodor Derensky, Ph.D has settled into a comfortable Friday-night routine with the rest of the local Jewish community. When a confused and sleep-deprived triage nurse from Oxford stumbles in, however, everything changes.

Hilarious and clever, with clean prose and FANTASTIC dialogue. All the Dwarves are here – now and then it takes a moment to figure out which character is which, bc new names. But then it becomes natural, and you go ‘OH THAT’S DWALIN’ or “GLOOOOIN!’ There are utterly side-splitting laughs here, and a very grumpy, very gay Thorin (with a massive, loving, bickering Jewish clan) – and an utterly clueless and snappish nurse Bilbo.

This is awesome, and I am hanging out for more! 

(Modern AU: Bagginshield, Nwalin, Gigolas, other pairings to follow!)

cargsdoodles:

Part five of my gigolas comic from the fee&kee social media au. This is supposed to be the end but I have an epilogue planned and a bunch of other random stuff. So. Its not really the end. 

After a rather intense discussion with his now ex-boyfriend
(which happened in person and not on social media and is thus not depicted here)
Gimli decides that copious amounts of ice cream and Derek Morgan good friends are
really all he needs in life.

there r many things in modern gigolas that u hav 2 imagine like who drives when they go out, whose hair gets caught in their jacket zipper the most, who is always player 1 during video games, how they spoon, and most importantly, their response to nicki minaj’s iconic video ‘anaconda’

These are all SUPER IMPORTANT, thank you for bringing them to my attention, you are a gem ❤

Hmm. who drives when they go out: COMPETITION TIME. Whoever gets into the driver’s seat first gets to drive. 

whose hair gets caught in their jacket zipper the most: Gimli. Pfft. No question. And it’s not just the hair on his head (chest hair, yeowch). 

who is always player 1 during video games: Legolas. Because it’s his console, he gets to be player 1. (Rich daddy’s boy)

how they spoon: Ooooh, Gimli = dead-to-the-world log sleeper, on his back, arms thrown slightly wide (probably snoring). Legolas tucked up against him, leg thrown over Gimli’s.  

and most importantly, their response to nicki minaj’s iconic video ‘anaconda’: oh god. so SO SOOOOO MUCH DORKY/SEXY DANCING (Legolas knows every single word. Gimli takes the opportunity to grab Legolas’ bum.)

Okay, for a five word prompt how about ‘we should probably do that?’

notanightlight:

Gimli was trying to beat the next level of his video game when Legolas sauntered back into their dorm. He dropped his backpack by his desk and crouched down in front of their mini fridge to inspect the contents as the sounds of Gimli trying to take out an evil alien race filled the small space.

“We still haven’t gotten any more breakfast burritos,” he remarked as he grabbed a couple of cans of Mountain Dew and wondered what would make a better breakfast for the next day; Easy Mac or canned ravioli.

“We should probably do that,” Gimli replied without taking his eyes off the game.

Legolas came over and sat on the futon, opening one can of Dew and pressing the other against the back of Gimli’s neck until he paused the game to grab it.

“I heard there’s a campus event out on the quad tomorrow,” Gimli said, taking a sip of his Dew. “Looks kind of dumb but I hear they’re giving away free burgers.”

Legolas grinned at the mention of free food.

“Yeah, we should probably do that,” he agreed. He settled in to watch Gimli blow up some digital aliens and enjoy not thinking about his Mandarin class anymore. He didn’t know why he took that class. Even if his Dad said it was a good language for business, just sticking with Spanish would have been much easier.

“You know, Pippin thinks we’re dating,” he said after a moment.

Gimli made an interested sound.

“Apparently he and Merry are certain of it,” he continued, only pausing to drain the rest of his drink, “while Boromir thinks it would be a crime if we never started dating.”

Gimli gave him a little wink, momentarily taking his attention off the game.

“Well then, we should probably do that,” he replied with an amused laugh.

“You know, my cousins think we have passionate make out sessions every time we’ve got our door closed,” Gimli continued, saving his game at a checkpoint and turning it off. He moved to join Legolas on the futon.

“We should definitely do that,” Legolas said with a grin at the familiar feeling of Gimli’s hands framing his face as he went in for a kiss.

Five years later Legolas came into their flat to the smell of Gimli cooking some kind of pasta.

“I ran into that old pastor we helped with the charity last week,” he said as he took off his shoes. “Apparently he thought we were such a cute couple that he’s offered to officiate if we decide to get married.”

Gimli ran a finger over the little velvet box in his pocket and tried to contain his smile.

“We should probably do that.”

End. (Thanks for the prompt!)

For your writing practise! “Bike riding on a Tuesday.” first thing that popped into my head. Do with it what you will.

notanightlight:

Sometimes it seemed like there wasn’t enough time to think during the day, much less relax.

Gimli had almost forgotten what it was like to not have a deadline hanging over his head. He was grateful for the internship at Narvi Architects, especially when it would lead to a full time job in only a year’s time, but being low man on the totem pole meant the least pleasant jobs. It had been after ten at the earliest when he’d been able to leave the firm every day of the last two weeks.

By the time he got home most nights all he really had the energy to do was flop in bed. Sometimes he would wake up when Legolas slipped into bed after his shift tending bar at the Greenwood Tavern, but more often than not he only woke briefly when the alarm went off the next morning and he wished Legolas a good day. Then he would curl up around the still warm pillow, and fall asleep for the crucial half an hour before his own alarm went off. It always hurt to pry himself away from the strange lingering scent that came from someone sleeping there who worked days in a bakery and nights at a bar.

It was tough to see so little of each other everyday while trying to still keep their spirits up at work. Gimli couldn’t fault Legolas for working two jobs. He knew he was saving up to open a bakery of his own someday. It wasn’t like Gimli was much better, seeing as he spent most of his weekends working on designs from his laptop. At least they still made a point to grab lunch with each other at least three times a week.

So when Gimli unexpectedly found both Legolas and himself with a day off one Tuesday, he was quite understandably at a loss with what to do. It felt a bit like his brain was trying to reboot and readjust to the idea of free time. Thankfully, Legolas appeared to have a plan.

Gimli woke up to the smell of baking bread instead of a blaring alarm and shuffled into the kitchen to find his boyfriend singing as he pulled a loaf of bread out of the oven, rolls already cooling on baking racks.

Legolas greeted him with a peck on the cheek and instructions to go get cleaned up while he finished in the kitchen.

After a relaxing shower Gimli shrugged on one of his favorite t-shirts and met Legolas in the kitchen. Legolas handed him a breakfast roll and finished packing slices of bread into his drawstring backpack before dragging Gimli outside.

There at the bottom of the stairs were the old bicycles from their college days.

The day that followed felt almost dreamlike in quality.

They biked to the market place and filled up Legolas’s backpack with cheeses, meats, and produce the kind of quality they just couldn’t get in the groceries. After that they went through the arts district, stopping to take silly photos with some statues outside the art museum and check out some of the smaller shops and galleries. Gimli even bought a new set of drafting pencils.

Afterwards they simply biked down whatever street looked interesting. They ran into a few friends at the corner of Lake ave. and High st. And stopped to listen to some street performers on East Bree st.

Finally they came to a park overlooking the lake and stopped to rest and have a bite to eat. As they sat munching on sandwiches made courtesy of their finds in the market and Legolas’s bread (his great aunt Galadriel’s recipe, Gimli recognized) and watching the sailboats on the lake Gimli couldn’t imagine a more perfect day.

“We should find time for this more often,” Gimli said.

Legolas turned to give him a smile.

“What,” he asked, “Bike riding on a Tuesday?”

“Exactly,” Gimli replied, finishing his sandwich, “Why not?”

Legolas chuckled to himself and flopped down onto his back.

“You know what? I think that’s a great idea.”

It wasn’t easy to manage, but they found a way to set aside at least one Tuesday a month for a bike ride around the city. And the best memories of their toughest year were made coasting down the streets on their bikes.

End.

(Thank you for the prompt! If you have any 5 word prompts let me know!)

cargsdoodles:

Part three of my gigolas comic from the fee&kee social media au

Legolas finds out Gimli is dating Bolg and well they have a bit of a past. That ended terribly. And tbqh they hate each other. After finding out that Leggles and Gimli aren’t actually dating (and they hear everything from Legolas’ side of the story through Tauriel) Fili and Kili take Legolas’ side cause tbh they don’t like the way their lil cousin is being treated.

cargsdoodles:

Part two of my gigolas comic from the fee&kee social media au taken from various headcanons that were sent to me and a few of my own. someone suggested haldir as the asshole boyfriend but i love haldir soooo im just gonna be vauge whoops sorry

so gimli and legolas have that kinda “act like assholes but are actually best friends” thing goin on and keep posting vids and pics of each other on their various social media platforms (see related videos on fee&kee’s channel) but gimli’s boyfriend isnt too thrilled about it.