Tyrannosaurus rex: I had a dinosaur phase as a kid and all I remember from it is that this guy was a huge predator of death
Stegosaurus: I had a dinosaur phase as a kid but I don’t want to go with the obvious answer
Triceratops: I hate T. rex and root for its enemies
Velociraptor: Have you seen Jurassic Park? Jurassic Park is the shit. I love that movie. Dude let’s go see Jurassic Park. Jurassic Park III was terrible why did they put feathers on the dinosaurs. Feathers make dinosaurs look terrible.
Brontosaurus: I REALLY don’t know anything about dinosaurs. Like nothing. At all.
Apatosaurus: I know more about dinosaurs than the last guy but that’s only cause I looked it up and found out Brontosaurus wasn’t a real thing
Spinosaurus: I loved Jurassic Park III. Spinosaurus is SO much better than T. rex and could totally beat it up in a fight. Wait it can swim now? Wait it mostly swam now? Wait what?
Dilophosaurus: WOO SPITTING COBRA DINOSAUR wait that’s not right?
Any other dinosaur from Jurassic Park: I love Jurassic Park and I took the time to actually look up things about the dinosaurs in the films and I know that the Velociraptors are horrifically inaccurate.
Ankylosaurus: I really liked tanks and this was the most tank-like dinosaur
Styracosaurus: Triceratops is too cliched
Utahraptor: I know what the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park actually were
Parasaurolophus: I’m in band
Leaellynasaura: I watched Walking with Dinosaurs WAY too many times
Iguanodon: I bite my thumb at you, sir!
Maiasaura: I was a feminist as a child and when I heard the “a” ending meant it was feminine I flipped a shit
Troodon: I value intelligence a little too much
Torosaurus: I love Triceratops and I love jumping on bandwagons and not keeping up with the news
Allosaurus: Tyrannosaurus is SOOOO derivative
Albertosaurus: I’m from Canada
Any other dinosaur from a Dinosaur Documentary: I really love dino docs but I’m too lazy to look up other kinds of dinosaurs
Any other dinosaur: I’m too obsessed with dinosaurs for my own good
Pteranodon: I don’t know what a dinosaur is
Dimetrodon: I don’t know what a dinosaur is and I like sails