Conversation the Dwarves have as Bilbo walks the stew to Fili and Kili. Thank you subtitles.

Do I get to be in Peter Jackson’s secret dwarven fatsuit pinup calendar now?

Dori stress-knits. Ori and Nori are the only ones who know just how much everyone should fear a stress-knitting Dori.

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Some quick sketches I did using deviantart stock images as references. I’ve been through a p bad artblock lately and needed to just do some fun stuff to get my drawing energies going again.

OIN!

Nori has totally spent years building the cache of all caches for Dori when he enters the Halls. So many types of tea. Many pretty teapots and cups. Lots of wool.

*lip wibble*

OH THE BROTHERS RI WILL BE THE DEATH OF MEEE

Nori’s “Dori stashes” have all sorts of good things, like weaving and knitting supplies and tea. Also lots of Dori’s favorite types of booze. And Dori shares the hooch with Dwalin and Gloin, all three of them with long faces over their brothers,

Oh my god, you have unearthed a hitherto untapped source of NOPE

Every so often, if Dori’s having a really bad day, Nori will quietly approach Thorin and ask him to use his gift to point Dori in the direction of one of his “Dori-Care” secret stashes

I SAID

OUCH

Dori has his brothers’ stuff as well. Ori’s things are laid out in the house he shared with Dori, and Dori will occasionally sniffle to see his baby brother’s quills and knitwear and favorite war hammer. He’s found some of Nori’s things, but not all, because Nori hides stuff. Dori found a cache of Nori’s that had a lot of tea and nice weaving things that was obviously to give to Dori.

it stiiiinnnnngssssss make it stooop

Maybe Nori does end up leading tours in Middle-Earth, as he mentioned doing in Rohan once in Sansukh? I mean, a lot of dwarves might want to see a bit of the world now that they’re dead? A sort of voyeuristic tourism industry might develop!

PFFFFT

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear – I can see Nori doing that, tbh – and it’d be something of a game to see what he can get his ‘tourists’ to believe. “An’ here in this Hall, Gimli and Legolas once wrestled a giant hamster and then shagged on top of Theoden’s throne. Yeah, that’s right.”