LMAO I KNOW, I was trying to make everyone think it was gonna be a sad mortality-sucks fic, hehehe. And to be fair, most of what I write is marinated in angst, then fried in pain and probably covered in angst sauce to finish.
i just decided to change it up with a little happy thirsty smuts instead đ
I am so glad you liked it, lovely Nonnie! *hugs* heheheheh, poor Thranduil, heard way more than he ever wanted to!
AHH NONNIE! youâve made me so happy to read that! That was part of the plan: that it would at first seem like an âoh no – mortality! (DUN DUN DUN!)â fic, and weâd be bracing ourselves to see Legolas being all sad about it….
…and then Legolas would totally flip the script by basically going, âNOPE, TWICE AS HOT NOW, HOW DOES HE DO THAT,â and jumping Gimliâs bones, lmao.
(gimli didnât help him at all, the gigantic tease)
SO STOKED YOU LIKED THE SMUT! I had fun with the brinkmanship and the sheer non-humanness of them this time around đ Very experienced pair this time – as opposed to say, âSnowmeltâ in which they donât know a dang thing about each other! So much talking and joking, though. These two never shut up, even in bed!
I am so so thrilled you liked the opening build as well! Awww, Sam, I love him forever, brave sweet bab. I love just how much he gave to his home, I really do, heâs just amazing. And hooray you liked the glimpses of the happy and prosperous future! I think I really like writing in the Aglarond-era, dazzling city of the White Mountains, I gotta do it some more â¤
HOW, how in the name of all thatâs good and holy (and deliciously wicked) am I going to get any work done today? When I know I could be reading this?!
Self-discipline, I know you not.
AUGH sorry – aaaand my timing sucks once again! I hope you like it when you get around to reading it, and I REALLY hope that it doesnât drive you bonkers all day at work!
Hey, itâs not your fault that my timezone is GMT+3⌠And luckily I was too busy to get distracted. Much. Almost not at all. Oh dear.
But. Thereâs an improperly proper and ridiculously over-length commentary at AO3, so Iâll just leave this one quote here:
âI will eat him alive, the earth itself be my witness,â Legolas grated beneath his breath. âI will endure no more of this!â
By his side, Thranduil choked on a sip of wine.
This fic is MAGNIFICENT beoyond all belief. More than the sum of its parts. RIDICULOUSLY hot. And OUTRAGEOUSLY fun. And exactly the RIGHT amount of sweet.
And everyone who ever shipped gigolas should read it.
*screams* KATAJAINEN OH MY GOD THE GORGEOUS REVIEW ALONE WAS ENOUGH TO PUT ME IN ORBIT
AND THEN
I SAW
YOUR TAGS…!!!Â
HOLY HANNAH I AM HOWLING
YOU BEAUTIFUL SOUL THANK YOU SO MUCH *hugs and hugs and hUGS*
Legolas knew Gimliâs body as well as his own, and he knew when it was subtly different. An immortal Elf never changes, and the workings of time upon his lover were a marvel to him. It fascinated him. It enchanted him. How could one person be made of such endless, enthralling variety?
HOW, how in the name of all thatâs good and holy (and deliciously wicked) am I going to get any work done today? When I know I could be reading this?!
Self-discipline, I know you not.
AUGH sorry – aaaand my timing sucks once again! I hope you like it when you get around to reading it, and I REALLY hope that it doesnât drive you bonkers all day at work!
justâŚholy shit.  Legolas PLZ you thirsty as hell elf. I fuckin love how thirsty he is for his dwarf.  Unffffff
And the slow progression of him realizing it, adn Gimli being worried about it
but most of all my favorite lines:
âAĂźle have mercy on me, for your work is great indeed,â he murmured, rather giddily.
and
âI will eat him alive, the earth itself be my witness,â Legolas grated beneath his breath. âI will endure no more of this!â
By his side, Thranduil choked on a sip of wine.
âim just
im
sits down and grins.  you have me grinning so wide and laughing mad little cackles at places.  and just my god.  that smut. â¤
unf.
LoTR fandom has ruined me so good on piercings kink go d damn
also just as an aside while not nEARLY AS STEAMY OR AS INTERSTING I AM WORKING ON A PICTURE THAT IS KINDA FOR YOU THO NOT DIRECTLY RELATING TO LIKE ANYTHING
itâs just itâs your fault i ship a certain thing so itâs like dedicated to you and
ANYWAY
keep being fuckin rad as heck, Dets đ
AHHHHH KOORII I AM SO SO SUPER-STOKED THAT YOU LIKED IT! hot damn, yes to piercings in this fandom, WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE hehe
Legolas is the ThirstiestTM , holy shit hahahahaha, and Gimli is Officially out of clues, itâs a good thing heâs pretty bc the boy has no idea Legolas wants him covered in butter and spread out on toast
(poor Thranduil, poor poor Thranduil heheheheh)
eeee I am so glad it was both hot and funny!! and oh gosh laskjdghfahjs OH MY GOSH PICTURE? AHHHHHHHH *runs around the room in circles* AHHHHH KOORII AHHH THANK YOU!!!
nah, you seem to have this upside down here, YOUâre rad as heck, you are đ
hint: itâs related to needing to put some thorin love out there
the piece of shit looks so besotted in this picture i s2g. you made me ship bagginshield. *shakes fist but not particularly with anger, itâs on principle!!*
*S C R E A M S* FUCK YEAH BAGGINSHIELD OHMYGOD YESSSSSS OH MY GOD ksjfhgklsj!!! yesss i am so proud, crewmates on the ss bagginshield ahoy
nahhhhh you really are the raddest of the Rad, the Radinator, look at that there, you gave me an amazing frikkin long-ass commentthis makes you RADDERIFFIC
justâŚholy shit.  Legolas PLZ you thirsty as hell elf. I fuckin love how thirsty he is for his dwarf.  Unffffff
And the slow progression of him realizing it, adn Gimli being worried about it
but most of all my favorite lines:
âAĂźle have mercy on me, for your work is great indeed,â he murmured, rather giddily.
and
âI will eat him alive, the earth itself be my witness,â Legolas grated beneath his breath. âI will endure no more of this!â
By his side, Thranduil choked on a sip of wine.
âim just
im
sits down and grins.  you have me grinning so wide and laughing mad little cackles at places.  and just my god.  that smut. â¤
unf.
LoTR fandom has ruined me so good on piercings kink go d damn
also just as an aside while not nEARLY AS STEAMY OR AS INTERSTING I AM WORKING ON A PICTURE THAT IS KINDA FOR YOU THO NOT DIRECTLY RELATING TO LIKE ANYTHING
itâs just itâs your fault i ship a certain thing so itâs like dedicated to you and
ANYWAY
keep being fuckin rad as heck, Dets đ
AHHHHH KOORII I AM SO SO SUPER-STOKED THAT YOU LIKED IT! hot damn, yes to piercings in this fandom, WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE hehe
Legolas is the ThirstiestTM , holy shit hahahahaha, and Gimli is Officially out of clues, itâs a good thing heâs pretty bc the boy has no idea Legolas wants him covered in butter and spread out on toast
(poor Thranduil, poor poor Thranduil heheheheh)
eeee I am so glad it was both hot and funny!! and oh gosh laskjdghfahjs OH MY GOSH PICTURE? AHHHHHHHH *runs around the room in circles* AHHHHH KOORII AHHH THANK YOU!!!
nah, you seem to have this upside down here, YOUâre rad as heck, you are đ
Legolas knew Gimliâs body as well as his own, and he knew when it was subtly different. An immortal Elf never changes, and the workings of time upon his lover were a marvel to him. It fascinated him. It enchanted him. How could one person be made of such endless, enthralling variety?
Now, he only had to convince Gimli of such.
(Easier to convince the moon.)
HOLY SHIT I JUST FINISHED READING IT AND IT IS SCORCHING!!
also, hells yea, I know why! If i knew itâd get me this, iâd have shared AGES ago!
*blushy blushy* Awww, ilu Jedi. Glad you liked it!Â
lmao, I will show my affection with graphic smut <333
Aw Yiss 