Tag: nsfw

kooriicolada:

determamfidd:

kooriicolada:

determamfidd:

kooriicolada:

just finished reading the newest Sansukh chapter and just….

GOD

why does this fic have so many emotional highs and lows

my heart cant take it

it’s like

i start out on a nice, easy upward climb–this rollercoasters gonna be fiiiine

and then

wheeeeeeeeeeeeee

i hope you are made of flailing and yells when i post my Gigolas comic, and if i ever posted the fics for them i’ve been slowly working on 😡

DID YOU JUST SAY GIGOLAS COMIC AHHHH 

@determamfidd

Why yes, yes you did…

and i may or may not be streaming my work on it right now >3>

*MUFFLED SHRIEKING FOLLOWED BY WHOOSHING NOISES*

coconutmilkyway:

lord of the rings except LADIES

i feel like im the only one who gives lady dwarves enormous fluffy beards and not tiny pathetic WISPS OF CHEEK FLUFF. more beard please.

 w clothes on gimli and legolas would basically look the same lelel i love the idea of elves n dwarves n orcs having little to no sexual dimorphism 

rutobuka2:

I’ve finished a short-ish comic and posted it on AO3 instead of tumblr (mostly because of formatting) – and it’s quite NSFW , but I’m proud of it! It’s a very self-indulgent story about Thorin lending Bilbo one of his tunics, and things getting steamy after that :))) ♥

please heed the warnings, but it’s a romantic/fluffy/smutty story, so I believe it’s vanilla in the grand scheme of things. enjoy! and please leave me some kudos/comments if you liked it!

nastyrutobuka:

@hildyj keeps giving me nice things all the time, so I kinda filled a prompt of theirs, “enjoying each other’s company just before/after sex, maybe tickling/teasing each other? (…) Sweet and maybe a bit cheeky/humourous?”

(before) Bilbo cheekily honking at Thorin’s thing and also (after) a Bilbo jetpack for you, my sweet, brilliant, lovely HildyJ who keeps writing gorgeous things for us!!! ♥

New fic:  A Marriage of Hearts

gimleafanatic:

Summary:  Legolas comes up with A Cunning Plan to get everything he wants from life– and from what lies beyond. (Though he may have more difficulty than he anticipated in building his ship.)

Rating: Explicit for sexual content

Pairing(s): Legolas/Gimli, Aragorn/Arwen

Link:  http://archiveofourown.org/works/7034026

Requested by determamfidd, with the following tropes:  fake married, dwarf worship, silver fox

THIS IS AMAZING

AND SCORCHING

AND GOOOOORGEOUS – good god, I will be taking a cold shower if anyone wants me

PERFECT GIMLI, PERFECT LEGOLAS, lsajdhfgkjha ARWEN, augh dwarf worship dwarf worship dwarf worship totally perfect dwarf worship 

SILVER. FOX. GIMLI. makes my beard grow ever longer, GAH.

You are a gift, you are SO gifted, your work is amazing and beautiful and OH MY GOSH -runs to update rec list again because THIS. THIS. THIS!!!- 

thank you, THANK YOU SO SO MUCH. THank you SO much!!

gimleafanatic:

Determamfidd has tagged me in this, and thereby sneakily arranged for another sneak peek of my current WIP, which we saw yesterday in mangled form as Regulus and Emily!  😀  Here’s a rather more accurate textual response to the meme:

WIP Game Rules: Go to page 7 of your WIP, count down 7 lines, share 7 sentences, and then tag 7 other writers.

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I tag anybody who wants to play!

After snowmelt, are Legolas and Gimli elivsh married? Because elvish marriage is sex, so…???…? If so, all I want is the elven guests at Aragorn’s coronation to be lowkey, who the heck did Legolas marry, and when did he get married? Etc. Elrond facepalms so much. Galadriel is laughing, (she saw it coming), and everyone else is sort of vaguely interested/not.

If they’re not married, then they’re the next best thing to married. Basically. In my mind, tremendously frantic frottage counts! 

It strikes me now that they both might consider it differently. To Gimli, that was most definitely sex, no bones about it (PUN, LOOKIT THE PUN). To Legolas, he might consider the ‘act of joining’ (to put it delicately) to be the thing. Either way, another Elf would be able to tell that Legolas has had… something happen, if they looked at his eyes right after Snowmelt. 

But that ‘act of joining’ is barrelling towards us, the way I have it planned, so that’s a moot point! By the time Aragorn’s marriage rolls around and all the Elven guests arrive, there’ll be no question as to whether Legolas is similarly hitched. They’ll be able to discern it immediately.

So yeah, you’re not too far off the mark, Nonnie! Galadriel and Gandalf would be all YESS IT’S CANON HOT DAMN *Ship Captains high-five*

(and yup, I will be writing another side-fic for that ‘wedding night’ ksjdhfljsa)

The obvious continuation to the ask about Legolas getting a piercing: WHERE is he getting it? (I’m thinking somewhere usually covered by clothing…)

yesssss mmm yes okay then, um 

how about Gimli designs something especially for him, because a normal downstairs piercing for a Dwarf is a little… weighty for an Elf’s bits. (DWARF DESIGN TENDS TO BE P CHUNKY AFTER ALL). And so Legolas ends up with the prettiest, most delicate goddamn pieces in mithril (bc light but also unbreakable), a frenum ladder or something like that

heheheheh mithril on his bits, the shiniest most expensive trouser region in Middle Earth, snrk ‘that was a kingly gift!’ 

also Gimli would be adamant about those nipple piercings, bc Legolas has earned those, they’re a warrior’s mark and isn’t Legolas a hero DAMMIT