HEADCANONPALOOZA PART THE …SOMETHINGTH. i dunno, I have lost track!!!
(if you’re wondering wtf is this, basically these are sansukh headcanons people have recently sent me, that I haven’t been able to address over the past few days – sorryyyyy sorry sorry!)
<333 Thank you, thank you, I am particularly fond of the baby-box one and the Oin one 🙂
now I need the Angsty Ongoing Adventures of Thrain and Groin, both of whom are mourning the loss of family and spouse and damn-near EVERYONE, even as they try to care for six of the most stubborn, traumatised, determined and badass teens & kids everrrr
(Groin would shoot off his mouth when worried, as though arguing with Fundin like he always does… and Thrain ofc cannot respond the way his brother did. It falls flat, they both fall silent…
Groin saying ‘Haban’ thoughtlessly, without thinking, and
Thrain freezes in place, Groin’s throat trying to choke the next words, after …
Thrain sighing over the kids as they discuss what to do about them, this time, Dwalin’s so young, he’s so angry, and wee Gloin doesn’t quite understand, and he absently says, ‘I’ll see what Da thinks…’ or perhaps ‘Thorin, Frerin and Dis…’ before he remembers that it isn’t anymore, there’s no Da, it’s not Thorin-Frerin-and-Dis…
and oh GOD the silence. The awful silence that follows.)
John Callen has received the book and Jed Brophy will receive his copy tomorrow. A friend of mine took pictures, which I can unfortuantely only show you, when we are both home again.
People need to take a moment to appreciate the shirt that John Callen is wearing, and then take a moment to appreciate the Dáin cosplayer and his wife who look fucking amazing.
LMAAAAAO THAT DOES NOT GO??? DOES NOT WORK. WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK, MUSHROOMS GROWING RIGHT NEXT TO THYME AND SILVERBEET.
Ori would be confused right next to him. Bc Ori has already stated that he finds the whole… uhhh… things-manifesting-whenever-you-need-em unutterably weird. He’s still a bit iffy about where the paper comes from. I mean, don’t you need trees???
Oin: Uhhh. Idk. Want some potatoes?
Ori: … yes.
(he chews his food very gingerly, too. where’s it from, how’s that work, this place is SO WEIRD)