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harrietvane:

‘Mate’ is my fave word in the Australian vernacular bc it can imply two completely different states of mind (and relationship) depending on if it’s used at the front or back of a sentence. Observe: your companion has asked you what’s the difference between zucchini and courgette’, you answer-

A) “it’s the same thing, mate” = we’re bros and I have your back for all your vegetable identifying needs, anytime.

B) “mate, it’s the same thing” = SPEAK AGAIN AND I WILL CUT YOU.

I feel like we’re making quite efficient use of this endearment.

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/determamfidd/118580354308/tumblr_no418zRmbX1u4y3wk?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
https://determamfidd.tumblr.com/post/118580354308/audio_player_iframe/determamfidd/tumblr_no418zRmbX1u4y3wk?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fdetermamfidd%2F118580354308%2Ftumblr_no418zRmbX1u4y3wk

flamesburnonthemountainside:

thebrodiecode:

By special request! Enjoy! Auzgul strikes again

determamfidd another wonderful one for you to listen to

YOU BLOODY BEEYOOTY

Now I want to see the Auzgul in everything, dammit. 

“NAH, DON’T COME THE RAW PRAWN WITH ME, SHITHEAD – I KNOW YOU KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT THIS BAGGINS BLOKE. SO TELL US OR YOU’LL COME A GUTSER.”

“DOWN THE SHIRE, EH? I BETTER ROCK UP THERE SOON-AS, I WANT A GOOD POZZIE.”

“THAT LITTLE HAIRY DWARF RATBAG LIED TO ME. HE WAS TOTALLY HAVIN A LEND. WHAT A MONGREL, I’M FULLY SPEWIN’ MATE.”

“NAH, MATE, I’M ROPEABLE. THIS SHEILA FULLY COMES OUTTA NOWHERE GOING LIKE THE CLAPPERS. SO WE THINK ‘BEAUT’ AND GIVE IT A BURL. AN’ THEN SHE GOES AN’ DROWNS US IN A RIVER LIKE A BUNCH O’ FARKIN SHARK BISCUITS – AN’ NOT ONE OF US IN OUR TOGS OR NUFFIN. TELL YOU WHAT, THE BOSS IS GONNA BE MAD AS A CUT SNAKE.”

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/determamfidd/118578715698/tumblr_no40bujrq31u4y3wk?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
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thebrodiecode:

Voice of the ‘Auzgul’ (when attempting the Nazgul voice for the Sansukh auditions…). I will get around to the real deal eventually….

STREWTH MATE

YOU HAVE DONE A RIPPER JOB – SERIOUSLY THIS IS FARKIN BONZA. GO HAVE A COLDIE ON ME, YOLD BASTARD.

still trying not to choke over ‘houses of lamination’ 

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/determamfidd/118563817643/tumblr_no3x5hq6PR1rb0mtv?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
https://determamfidd.tumblr.com/post/118563817643/audio_player_iframe/determamfidd/tumblr_no3x5hq6PR1rb0mtv?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fdetermamfidd%2F118563817643%2Ftumblr_no3x5hq6PR1rb0mtv

dain-mothafocka:

determamfidd:

So, with the secret out now (hee!) the lovely poplitealqueen reminded me that I would now be able to post my cast intro.

So, here is my dulcet (read: OCKER) voice when I am not being Galadrielrond! 

your accent is the most australian thing, like more australian than vegemite spread on a dangerous animal shoved up tony abbott’s bum. 

I KNOWWW. I am so Strine. 

(that poor animal, what did it ever do to deserve that omfg i hope it poisons/stings/eats/attacks him. And sadly Vegemite is owned by Heinz-Kraft, and is now American. Boo.)

goondrinker:

partyapparatchik:

bagelbitesofficial:

goondrinker:

*smashes a duzza out side woolies*

woolies trolly guy: skoin on m8

me: fuck off

what language is this

Australian.

Person 1 is standing outside a Woolworths (or woolies for short) supermarket (an Australian dystopian grocery monopoly) hurriedly smoking a cigarette (or durry/duzza) when the youth generally employed by Woolworths (trolly boy/guy) to collect their shopping carts (trollies) from the car park asks person 1 “what’s going on friend” (s’koin on or s’carn on is a contraction of “what’s going on). To which person 1 who is in a hurry replies with a disgruntled “fuck off”, which I’m sure everyone understands.

thanks for translation

Australian Gothic Masterpost

passerkirbiusscribens:

Note: This masterpost is updated each day. If you’ve reblogged this from someone else, please, why not check the original post? New Gothics may have made themselves known…

So, enough people seemed to like the set I posted, that there definitely seems to be an appetite for the stuff. So… here’s all the Australian Gothics that I’ve seen so far, sorted by state. If you’ve seen posts that aren’t here (and I know I’ve missed a few that I couldn’t find again), let me know (either by message or by reblogging this post), and I’ll update the list. If you decide to make one yourself, please, let me know! I check as many tags as I can, but I can’t catch them all! To make it easier for me to find them, feel free to tag “#australian gothic”

Generic Australia (No locality specified)

Australian Capital Territory

New South Wales

Northern Territory

  • None so far

Queensland

South Australia

Tasmania

Victoria

Western Australia

I feel like I need to tell you this story. SO my friends and I all read Sansûkh, and cry over it regularly. One of my friends said ‘GOD IF I COULD MEET THE AUTHOR I WOULD KISS THM AND MAYBE PUNCH THEM’. But, we didn’t actively search where you lived because HA THEY’RE ALL IN THE US. Then a friend looked it up and well *waves from NSW* HEY YOU WE ACTUALLY LIVE IN THE SAME COUNTRY HOLLA

LOLOL! I won’t duck!

HEY from QLD! If you’re ever up my way, send me a message, love to catch up (and cry about fictional dead Dwarves hahahaha oh my heart)