WHO TOLD Y- I mean, no. No, of course not. *eyes dart side to side*
Potential locations for Dets’ Mountain of Feels:
Mount Perisher
Mount Hopeless
Mount Terrible
Mount Disappointment
Yes, there are all real Mountains in Australia (although none are in the right state), and no, you don’t want to know how long I spent on Wikipedia searching for the names of them.
QUEEN UNDER THE MOUNTAIN OF FEELS
*plants flag upon Mt Perisher* shit it’s chilly up here, perhaps not
I haven’t heard any other reports of airborne sharks from last week’s storm tho. thudworm, bubbysbub?
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“notanightlight:
“There is a jeopardy category called “Translate The Australian, Mate”
This should be good.
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For $400: Order me the “amber fluid”
(Asking my…
‘Station’ refers to ’cattle stations’ – massive, massive areas upon which cattle get moved around by drovers.
Heeeeeeee, we do have some awesome dangerous critters. I should take a picture of the spiders in my backyard rn (spoiler: they’re very very big) or perhaps the cute teeny little geckos that constantly get into the house and hang onto the walls.
My cat has given up chasing them: she is old and creaky and they are FAST.
I met a couple Australians this weekend and they introduced me to what is possibly the greatest phrase in the English language. Apparently, a common response to a wide variety of questions is “I’m not here to fuck spiders”. It means “I’m already doing that” or “Obviously, yeah”. So like, example usage:
At the bar with a friend.
Friend: do you want to get a beer?
Me: well, I’m not here to fuck spiders.
i know this is dumb but i think that australia exists like?? the ocean is largely unexplored there could very well be a fallen empire and we havent found it yet
Aw Yiss 