flamesburnonthemountainside:

(written by me and dragonmad for dain-mothafocka for after her surgery)

OUR QUEEN THORIN:

Our Queen Thorin
The best for the part
We adore her
The best of Dwarves
Between here and Moria
although… not great at directions

OROCARNI AWESOMENESS:

Mountains are red
Jade is green
A fiercesome Dwarf
Is this majestic Queen

A SALUTE TO JADE:

Jade, Jade, she’s got it made
Now listen here to her fan brigade
The greatest Blacklock Dwarf ever seen
We love our dark bearded Queen

ODE TO A PESKY ORGAN:

Today’s the day
The time is nigh!
Within the hour we’ll say goodbye
Your presence is ludicrous
So ta-ta pesky uterus!
Today’s the day we say ‘aimugalikh

(’aimugalikh – farewell – courtesy of the Dwarrow scholar)