lotr AU where frodo is a girl. they lose the ring before they reach rivendell because no one makes decent fucking girl’s pockets and it falls out twenty minutes out the door.
Tag: PFFFFFFT
I was reading the two towers and “Gimli said while flapping his arms and stomping his feet.” That mental image cracked me up.
OH GOD NINA
I wish I could draw, bc I have a Dwarven Chicken-dance in my head now!
Aw Yiss 