Tag: PFFTHAHAHAHA
Legolas: Gimli and I are going to be married!
Arwen: He’s asked you already?
Legolas: Oh, he doesn’t know yet.
“The average dwarf owns 1 pig during their lifetime.” factoid is actually just a statistical error. The average dwarf owns 0 pigs during their lifetime. Dain II Ironfoot, the lord of the Iron Hills who owned and bred 500 pigs during his lifetime, is an outlier and should not have been counted.
Aw Yiss 