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Gimizh, in the Shire: I must RISE UP to the occasion, in this hobbit nation! Sirs! (*insert mock salute to Merry and Pippin, his new prank coaches and right hand men*) The Took Hobbits sing: Here comes Gimizh ~rise up~… (same Gimizh-in-the-shire anon as before. I may have listened to Hamilton too many times. if such a thing is possible.)
HERE COMES THE COOKIETHIEF 🙂
shhh no no no Nonnie, no, such a thing is not possible!
*puts earphones back in* OH! this immigrant isn’t somebody we chose… OH! this immigrant’s keeping us all on our tooooes… OH!
Gimli visits the Shire. Gimizh sneaks along somehow. They meet the ENTIRE Took clan. Gimizh is, to his horror and delight, out-mischief-ed. Out pranked. Out schemed, out-played. He must learn their ways. Pippin and Merry take him under their wing. Gimli is terrified of this team-up. Someone just hands him a pipeful of Longbottom Leaf.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh jeez, my brain cannot handle the idea of Gimizh + Tooks, it’s too frightening
(almost as frightening as the idea that Gimizh could ever, ever be out-mayhemmed, oh good GOD)
Merry and Pippin and Sam’s kids have so many cool dwarf toys. So many. (They especially like the ones of their dads)
AWWW
tbh, I get the feeling that Frodo would make sure that the little figurine of Samwise the Brave, Mayor of the Shire and hero of Middle-Earth, would be the most popular throughout the entirety of the four farthings…
Courtesy of the Gimizh & co., Gimli and the remainder of the company send a package to Bilbo and the hobbits of the Fellowship. In it? A set of fake beards and mustaches for them, all in the correct colors, made by Dori, Dis, and even one made by Wee Thorin, since, “They don’t got no hair on their faces at all!” Merry and Pippin often wear theirs, especially when they finally *visit* Erebor. Bilbo and Frodo’s *might* make their across the sea with them.
Sam: “Well, look at me, Mister Frodo! Why, I could be as Stoorish as a Breelander!” It gets Frodo to smile. That means it’s worth its weight in gold, as far as Sam’s concerned.
(Tiny little Elanor finds it one day. She looks HYSTERICALLY FUNNY in it.)
Merry & Pippin: *die of laughter, use them to prank each other and everybody else*
Frodo: sends a very polite ‘thank you’ letter… and never wears it.
Bilbo: secretly tries it on in the mirror when nobody else is watching, checks himself from all angles, preens and prances about a bit and chuckles and uses all the Dwarvish swear-words he remembers… and then grows quiet, letting the funny beard fall to his knees and sighing.
After the Quest is over, Bofur makes a killing on hobbit costumes. There are so many babbuhs in Erebor and Dale and, really, all of Middle Earth, dressed up as Frodo and Sam and Pippin and Merry. (Gimizh is not sure which of the hobbits is is favorite, although he, of course, always plays his Brave Uncle Gimli when he and the others recreate the Quest. He once tried to recruit Laerophen to play Legolas.)
Gimizh is of course the envy of every Dwarfling in the North… because he owns the real actual helm that his uncle wore on the Quest.
Wee Thorin is allowed to touch it. Balinith is too.
(Frerinith… is not).
Of course, it’s much too big, and it slips down over his eyes. But try telling him that and he’ll attack your knees.
For @everythingquenya: their wonderful translation of Pippin’s song Edge of Night, from Return of the King (from this post here!)
My Quenya pronunciation is probably wonky, but I tried! 🙂 I hope you enjoy it!
For @everythingquenya: their wonderful translation of Pippin’s song Edge of Night, from Return of the King (from this post here!)
My Quenya pronunciation is probably wonky, but I tried! 🙂 I hope you enjoy it!
Whispers of course he would never get one (unless Thorin jokingly gave him one, lol) but if you /had/ to make a Dark Name for Bilbo, what would that name be? Feel free to take this as seriously as you wish ofc. I am totally up for Bilbo being called Sassmaster tbh.
LMAO what’s khuzdul for Sassmaster…? XD
Well, I do like that the Hobbits have their own language… it’s not a secret language like Khuzdul, but they have one! Not that it sees much use, mind.
Bilbo’s name, in the hobbit-tongue, is in fact Bilba Labingi.
(Frodo’s is Maura Labingi, Merry is Kalimac Brandagamba, Sam is
Banazîr Galpsi and Pippin is Razanur Tûk!)
A dark-name for Bilbs, though… arrrrrgh, this is a tricky one. Okay, I think I have something…
ararrakidazbur – The Secret Diamond
This would refer to both Bilbo’s rather unexpected heroism and bravery, his brilliant, blazingly bright mind, and his secretiveness (EXCESSIVE SECRECY HELLO). It could also be seen as a reference to his rather… cutting wit (like a diamond, hee!) and his spirit.
dazbur: containing diamond (shape)* (*diamond (stone))
ararraki: continue to keep secret / to keep secret excessively
Aw Yiss 