Says they’ll get shit done then naps for four hours: Pisces, Cancer, Taurus, Scorpio
Actually gets shit done: Aries, Virgo, Capricorn, Leo
Has no intention of getting shit done: Sagittarius, Libra, Aquarius, Gemini
Tag: pisces
the “works hard for 15 minutes then gets tired and takes a 3 hour break” squad
Aries, Sagittarius, Libra, Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Pisces
The “I love space” squad
Aquarius, Virgo, Taurus, Libra, Scorpio, Pisces.
Heyy, I just realized that Bucky Barnes and Remus Lupin have the same birthday.
Also, they’re both pisces. Excellent.
… @amberlyinviolet and @determamfidd because reasons.
things you never hear about the signs
Aries: They doubt themselves. They need reassurance and validation from people they love, and if you give them this, they’ll be your loudest, strongest, most enthusiastic cheerleaders. They’ll always stand up and fight for you (even if they know you’re in the wrong)… if you do the same for them. Don’t take this for granted.
Taurus: They will put themselves first. Always. It’s because they feel like no one else does, though; they always get taken for granted and ignored and they get so sick of it. They will break your heart with their selfishness, but they do love you. Believe them when they say it.
Gemini: They’re lonely. Even surrounded by people, a Gemini can be so, so, lonely, because they long for emotional closeness and a deep mental connection. They lose interest in people so quickly because this connection isn’t there with most people.
Cancer: They’re mean and selfish. They guilt trip and play the blame game, because they don’t want to face the truth about themselves. They act tough, talk shit, hang out with people they don’t really care about, and they try to pretend that this is who they are. It’s not. They’re trying to protect themselves from the harsh, judgmental world by acting like they hate the best parts of it.
Leo: They blame themselves for everything. A Leo may act like a diva, throw a temper tantrum and accuse you of ruining their life, but inside, their heart is breaking because they failed themselves. Not only that, but they failed you, too. And they hate themselves for that. They have trouble forgiving others, but they have even more trouble forgiving themselves.
Virgo: They are not cold. They are actually sensitive and easily hurt, and they protect themselves by building a robotic, analytical exterior. They have such high standards for the people in their life because they’re scared of getting hurt. Deep down, a Virgo just wants to throw away all their worries and inhibitions and be free.
Libra: They’re incredibly loyal. Once a Libra decides they like you, they may stray, lose contact, hang out with other people, but they will never completely forget you. At some point, they will always come back to you. They value friendship and love more than anything; this is both their best quality and their biggest weakness. They give people so many chances, and as a result they are used and hurt so many times, because they never lose faith or become bitter.
Scorpio: They need someone to tell their thoughts to. Scorpios are secretive and mysterious creatures, but they can’t stand having no one who really knows them. A Scorpio is selective about who they trust, but if they do trust you, you will be surprised about how open they are.
Sagittarius: They don’t bounce back so easily. Sagittarians are not always happy-go-lucky and content. A Sagittarius is prone to feelings of inadequacy and anxiety, but they do their best to hide this from people. They are incredibly strong, but they still fight their personal battles like everyone else and can be very sensitive. They don’t need to be coddled or helped through difficult times, they just need you to stand by them while they fight their demons.
Capricorn: They care the most, but have the worst time trying to show it. Their natural tendency is to hide their feelings and retreat from those they care for. They confuse people with their hot-and-cold behavior. They frustrate themselves, because they want to throw themselves into everything they do, but they can’t work up the energy or the courage to do so.
Aquarius: They like people as a whole more than they like people individually. They have tremendous respect and faith in humanity, but can’t bring themselves to have the same love for even those closest to them. They are detached, often putting more of themselves into clubs and projects than into their friends and family. They are concerned with “the greater good”, and they don’t let individuals get in their way.
Pisces: They will not let you treat them badly. They won’t confront you or try to talk to you about your behavior. They won’t try to convince you that they are right and you are wrong. They’ll just slowly slip out of your life, leaving you wondering if you ever meant anything to them at all. Don’t underestimate the power of a Pisces to break your heart without saying a word.
rifa:
Combine your chinese zodiac and astrology sign to make your true fursona
taurus + dog = a horned dog with a big nose. Yeah, sounds like me u w u
Ox and Gemini, so… Twin oxen?
im too tired to be a jackalope please dont do this to me
a dragon and a centaur
who wants to fight
I’M A FUCKING SEAHORSE
Im a cow horse
ok good
I’M A GIANT SCORPION DRAGON FUCKING HELL YES
literally two snakes
double sheep
horse and scorpion so i’m literally an andalite from the animorphs
Rat and Fishgoat. Hmm
horse and centaur… eight legged centaur? NYOOOM
so this is what comes up when I google-image search ‘Dogfish’

Nah, not feeling it.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand this is what comes up for ‘Fishdog’…

MUCH better.
I’m honestly curious
reblog and put in the tags your mbti, zodiac, and hogwarts house bc I’m really curious and I feel like this is a cool way to get to know people
Can you keep a secret?
What Aries Don’t Want You To Know:
Aries are actually really fragile on the inside. They hate to be scolded because they want people around them to love them and see them shine. It hurts when they’re mocked, or anything else along those lines. Anger is just a natural way to respond, and Aries don’t hold that back! Aries are pretty close to their instincts and anger is just a natural way to survive. So why fight it?
Aries act confident, and like they know what they’re doing. Most of the time, they don’t. They believe the phrase “fake it until you make it” and use their confidence as a tool to maneuver through their life.
What Taurus Don’t Want You To Know:
The Bull’s secret fear is to be left wanting. They are slow to make decisions, because they’re careful and calculative, making sure the rewards are worth the risks. If they dedicate to something, and are unfulfilled by it, in can hit them rather hard.
Taurus will wait for anything, even to get angry. When Taurus do eventually have to express anger, it can be devastating and is so disturbing to themselves that it takes a while for them to recover both their composure and their self-esteem.
What Geminis Don’t Want You To Know
Symbolized by “the Twins,” a Gemini individual often long to find the twin they’ve been missing. Whether that’s in romance or friendships, they long for someone to make them feel complete.
Often feeling bitterly alone, Gemini’s seek to satisfy that feeling by connecting with others via Communication. Being able to share ideas, philosophies, and opinions makes this large world seem a bit more habitable.
What Cancers Don’t Want You To Know
The most vulnerable part of the Crab their fear of dangers they often can’t put a face to. This sometimes reduces a wonderful dream to a pessimistic worry. This indefinable fear of insecurity is often what drives Cancer to invest much time and effort in activities or people that will make them feel of secure and able to self-preserve.
What Leo’s Don’t Want You To Know:
Beneath the confident roar of the Lion, is a soft kitten who wants to be loved for who they are. They are loud and proud, but there’s a lot they keep to themselves. A partner who loves them for reasons other than the show they put on, is a partner they will dedicate their lives to.
Leo’s often have secret doubts underneath all their bravado, and a partner who reassures them makes them feel lighter than air. Of course, they probably would never admit the reliance they may have on such a partner to keep their flames alive, but that doesn’t mean they don’t appreciate it immensely.
What Virgos Don’t Want You To Know:
Beneath the innocent and almost childlike wonder of Virgo is often a strong sexuality that lays dormant, much like a volcano, until the right partner comes along.
High standards in partners often seems like disinterest in relationships, but is really just that – high standards. Virgo’s are self-aware, and know both what they want, and what they deserve, and don’t usually settle for anything less.
What Libras Don’t Want You To Know:
Being alone is something Libras do not look forward to. To try to prevent that, they work hard to please other people, to ensure companionship and romantic relationships. They try to avoid conflicts, so they don’t have to behave in a way that displeases anyone.
However, once a Libra feels cheated, taken advantage of, or otherwise mistreated, they have no problem standing up for justice. They try to remain fair regardless, but know when it’s appropriate to stand up for themselves or others, and when it’s okay to keep their opinions to themselves.
What Scorpios Don’t Want You To Know:
Scorpio’s love to control, but fear being controlled. Losing control can be extremely nerve-wracking to these individuals.
As many already know, Scorpio’s have a knack for digging information out of people, and while they can expose the deepest parts of other people, they keep themselves tightly protected.
This is because they firmly believe “there is knowledge in power.” The more the know about people, or what’s going to happen, the more control they can have over the situations.
Therefore, Scorpio’s may feel as if by giving information about themselves to people, they are willingly handing them power or control.
Which is not okay.
What Sagittarius Don’t Want You To Know:
The road to freedom can often be a lonely one. While they always advertise their immense optimism and joy, some nights can be pretty hard on the lonely Archer.
As emotionless as they may appear, things can hit them rather hard. They just prefer to handle things their own way, or not deal with them.
They usually can adapt and move on rather quickly, but their struggles are usually kept to themselves, often to preserve their carefree image.
What Capricorns Don’t Want You To Know:
As strong, independent, and apathetic as they may appear, most Capricorn’s secretly have a lot of buried emotions. Sometimes they feel like they are about to burst from the seams, which is why they act aloof – they need alone time and distance to process their feelings without interference.
They also enjoy loving, and being loved, even if they don’t show it. It’s usually because they don’t know how. Love is sort of like a foreign language to them, even though they crave it.
What Aquarius Don’t Want You To Know:
Beneath the calm, cool, and collected nature of an Aquarius often beats the heart of an individual that’s just as emotional and scared as the rest of us. Of course, they tend to use logic to try to get past their feelings, but they still exist.
Their distance sometimes is unintentional, and sometimes on purpose. It’s sometimes easy to hurt an Aquarius, especially in close friendships or romances, and easier for them to disappear. Keeping people and arm’s length away ensures that they won’t be hurt again.
What Pisces Don’t Want You To Know:
Yeah, they can see the future, but usually they’re afraid of what they see. Also, what they can’t see is quite terrifying as well.
They’re intensely empathetic, so when they’re talking you through their problems, they’re feeling what you are. This can be draining, but they won’t say as much, because they care more about helping you.
So true it’s scary
100% true facts about the signs
Aries: has way too many cups/water bottles in their room
Taurus: is always a slut for Doritos
Gemini: sucks at math
Cancer: daydreams about living with their crush every night
Leo: spends all their money on food
Virgo: is quiet but secretly a kinky freak
Libra: has an amazing ass
Scorpio: really wants to adopt 5 dogs
Sagittarius: is stressed 24/7 but pretends to be chill to maintain their aesthetic
Capricorn: has the worst memory ever
Aquarius: believes in aliens
Pisces: likes to preform dramatic music videos to songs whilst alone or drunk
