Imagine a Thorin untouched by hardship. He would’ve been such a snuggle bug! Easy going like Bofur, but sweet like Pippin.
Feels.

I think that the affectionate nature of Thorin survived all his hardships, though. Perhaps he isn’t quite as free and demonstrable as he might have been if he hadn’t been through so much death and destruction and horror – but look at how tactile he is in the films! I thought that perhaps, despite all his learned restraint and reserve, his natural love and warmth still comes spilling out. 

The bit of him that was a stubborn and headstrong little cuss CERTAINLY survived 😉

Prompt: Dis and Dain die at the Battle of Erebor and arrive at the halls of Mahal at the same time.

poplitealqueen:

TAKING A BREAK FROM THE BANANAS FOR A MOMENT TO DO A PROMPT.

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DEAR SATA—I mean, ANON,

Did I hurt you in some way? Because this is cruel, non. Very cruel. *sniff* Here you go, Lucifer.

Love and platonic head rubs, 

Miss Pop

***(cue Hero by Maria Carey. EXCESSIVELY LOUD )***

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Here, have a Dáin ficlet. So cracky you could call it pure, uncut Peruvian cocaine, and you wouldn’t be that far off the mark.

poplitealqueen:

I don’t…I don’t know. If logic is what you’re looking for, take a moment to glance outside your window. See that distant speck? That’s logic. Say your goodbyes now, because it’s not coming back.

(Wherein Dáin has one fierce cartoon pig aesthetic, Thorin would cry if he ever  found out about Y2K, while simultaneously being the King of all Dáin-is-great supporters, Dís solves everything with kicks, and not a single member of the Line of Durin is tech savvy…Unless you count Dáin

, but he worked for it.)

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notanightlight:

poplitealqueen:

Once upon a time, I promised scarletjedi a cover piece for her really terrific fic Comes Around Again.

I said I’d have it in November

*rubs back of neck* HAPPY MARCH 27TH!

This is incredible!!! Look at his smile!

OH MY GOD. This is AMAZING. His hair! That smile! Facial proportions AHHHHH, *rolls about in the amazingness* That frame! The colours! The facets on the Lady’s Gift! Gimli just seems to glow. I love this so much!

https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_nl4q6dKxPd1rb0mtvo1.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
https://determamfidd.tumblr.com/post/113492929413/audio_player_iframe/determamfidd/tumblr_nl4q6dKxPd1rb0mtv?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_nl4q6dKxPd1rb0mtvo1.mp3

thefemalegamgee:

poplitealqueen:

determamfidd:

(I had to use your gift-art, poplitealqueen – I AM WEAK, I HAD TO also it may be the best thing i will ever draw)

Name: Dets 
Age: How very dare you
Nationality: Aussie
Sexuality: Bisexual
Do you have any pets?: A furry pile of creaking bones, occasionally referred to as a cat
Hobbies: Sansukh totally counts as a hobby, right?
Favorite food and drink: Yes.
Rain, snow, or sunshine?: There is always too much weather.
Morning or evening?: I WAS evening, now I’m morning (through no fault of mine tyvm).
The perfect date?: Date what is a date 
Do you want kids?: Pfft hahahaha.
What do you look forward to this year?: Seeing my girl explore her world, Sansukh stuffs, possibly being not-boiling-hot in the near future.

Tag five as many people as I want (remember to name their URLs if you record yourself talking):

 If you were searching for the perfect excuse to procrastinate – HERE IT IS, AND SAY I TAGGED YOU 🙂

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Ah! The gift art of legends Did I print it and put it up on my wall? You bet I did I do it with all fanart. 

Your little dwarfling sure likes to talk! She’s adorable. So opinionated for someone who isn’t even a year old yet, haha.

new favorite phrase: as likely as airborn bacon.

Yeaaaaaah that picture is pretty on-point for how the Dwarfling is feeling rn! (She’s nearly 9 months old! AHHH SHE’S SUCH A BIG GIRL NOW, she can babble adaba baba gaga da da dagababa all day and I will listen to it like it’s Willy Shakes i am not stupidly in love with her or anything shut me up i will talk all day)

So happy my masterpiece still pleases hahaha! and glad the ol’ ‘airborne bacon’ gets a giggle 😉

And yeah – our moggy is a verrrrry old moggy. She has just about every geriatric cat problem under the sun: feline tooth resorption, arthritis, hyperthyroidism (we give her a pill every morning and night), a heart murmur, claws that shatter instead of shed, cataracts, BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE (we are spending a lot in vet bills these last couple of years tbh)

We love her, though. She is the best-natured cat I have ever owned, and a total smoochface. She has adjusted like a star to having the Dwarfling in our lives, and still enjoys a pat and a head-skritch and a scratch out in the backyard every so often.

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https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_nl4q6dKxPd1rb0mtvo1.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
https://determamfidd.tumblr.com/post/113480104713/audio_player_iframe/determamfidd/tumblr_nl4q6dKxPd1rb0mtv?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_nl4q6dKxPd1rb0mtvo1.mp3

(I had to use your gift-art, poplitealqueen – I AM WEAK, I HAD TO also it may be the best thing i will ever draw)

Name: Dets 
Age: How very dare you
Nationality: Aussie
Sexuality: Bisexual
Do you have any pets?: A furry pile of creaking bones, occasionally referred to as a cat
Hobbies: Sansukh totally counts as a hobby, right?
Favorite food and drink: Yes.
Rain, snow, or sunshine?: There is always too much weather.
Morning or evening?: I WAS evening, now I’m morning (through no fault of mine tyvm).
The perfect date?: Date what is a date 
Do you want kids?: Pfft hahahaha.
What do you look forward to this year?: Seeing my girl explore her world, Sansukh stuffs, possibly being not-boiling-hot in the near future.

Tag five as many people as I want (remember to name their URLs if you record yourself talking):

 If you were searching for the perfect excuse to procrastinate – HERE IT IS, AND SAY I TAGGED YOU 🙂

https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_nkxpk62BGZ1tt8jrno1.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
https://determamfidd.tumblr.com/post/113399955238/audio_player_iframe/determamfidd/tumblr_nkxpk62BGZ1tt8jrn?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_nkxpk62BGZ1tt8jrno1.mp3

poplitealqueen:

WELL, HERE YOU GO MISS DETS.( determamfidd )YOU ARE AN AMAZING HUMAN THAT KALI MA’D MY HEART STRAIGHT OUTTA MY CHEST WITH THAT LAST CHAPTER. *hugs* 

Lyrics by my feelsy self

Melody and Vocals by Goldberry ( goldberryintherushes you superstar)

Lyrics

Afar it was from Iron Hills,
When Barazantathul fell still.
It’s wielder gone, by foul arts killed.
A long vengeance at last fulfilled.

Our King fought hard with power true!
With his red axe of radiant hue.
Yet in the end, did come his doom.
Tan gamut warg ai-menu.

In crimson earth of softest clay,
Was his body finally laid.
Endurer strong, Old Wise King Dáin
Returned at last to home again.

Khuzdul Translations

Khathuzhâl= Endurer (also the dark-name of Dáin, as said by the ever awesome Miss Dets)

Barazantathul= The name of Dáin Ironfoot’s kickass red axe

Tan gamut warg ai-menu= May a good death be upon you.

(Might be a bit belated, but no party really starts until Hulk walks in)

Happy, happy birthday
From all of us to you
We wish it was our birthday
So we could party too!
Happy, happy birthday
May all your dreams come true
We wish it was our birthday
So we could party too! HEY!

*The Emperor’s New Groove, a golden movie. Really is.*

As we say around here for, some stupid reason, HIPPY BORFDAY DETS!

Those Who Stay – poplitealqueen (Isimun) – The Hobbit – All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. – Works [Archive of Our Own]

poplitealqueen:

So HEY PEEPS. Remember that little Dain fic I posted a while back? Meet it’s prequel sister. IT’S TOTALLY 100% FLUFF!

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i’M KIDDING NO IT ISN’T.

I CANNOT APOLOGIZE ENOUGH

*crawls under a rock with a plush piggie* READ THIS.

Those Who Stay – poplitealqueen (Isimun) – The Hobbit – All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. – Works [Archive of Our Own]