https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/determamfidd/111821201083/tumblr_nk7apa8BAR1tt8jrn?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
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poplitealqueen:

LYRICS

Sweet orchards of the Lossarnach

Fine petals on the vine.

I’d take you there to laugh and walk

Down amongst the flowers talk,

If only you’ll be mine.

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https://determamfidd.tumblr.com/post/111813378438/audio_player_iframe/determamfidd/tumblr_nk778mzfrd1tt8jrn?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fdetermamfidd%2F111813378438%2Ftumblr_nk778mzfrd1tt8jrn

poplitealqueen:

Caught one day without no cheer
Only wishin’ to disappear.
When by my luck I happened t’spy
A friendly barmaid gone far awry.

I crept to her cart
When she woke with a start!
And demanded that I pay her!

(call out) FOR WHAT?!

Potations!
LIBATIONS!
Such pretty little temptations!
They soothe the throat
And tickle as they go
Such wonderous sensations!

She wouldn’t settle, not so soon.
Oh weary me, why’d I pursue?
Well I’d not a nip, not one sad sip.
Since the king’s last war with Rhûn!

(call out) OF WHAT?!

Potations!
LIBATIONS!
Such pretty little temptations!
They soothe the throat
And tickle as they go
Such wonderous sensations!

She had with her so many fine brews.
Why oh why leave me to choose?
She’d gallons of grog, and sides of cider.
When oh when would it be nicer?
She’d buckets of booze and mountains of malts!
What oh what would end this assault?
She’d barrels of brandy, sweet as candy
Everythin’ t’ make me feel dandy!

Don’t say that you disapprove!!
Just pour one, dear, and off ye move!
And don’t ask me if I can pay
Now p’rhaps give me a shandy, eh?

Soak me in some evil brew
Please dear please don’t make me choose.
I’d only lose, I always do.
Fill me till I’ll only crawl,
O end this fool for once and all!

(call out) WITH WHAT?!

Potations!
LIBATIONS!
Such pretty little temptations!
They soothe the throat
And tickle as they go
Such wondrous sensations!

Let this lad go far astray
For when these thoughts are drowned away
So then, too, shall pain not stay.
And when it’s done I’ll smile and say:

Potations!
LIBATIONS!
Such pretty little temptations!
They soothe the throat
And tickle as they go
Such wondrous sensations!

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This is a KICKASS drinking song askdjfgalsdjgfljdh!!!! *stamps along and waves her tankard* 

Also goldberry-in-the-rushes you have SUCH AN ADORABLE VOICE how can I want to hug a voice

https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_nk1va3J5YD1tt8jrno1.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
https://determamfidd.tumblr.com/post/111547476968/audio_player_iframe/determamfidd/tumblr_nk1va3J5YD1tt8jrn?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_nk1va3J5YD1tt8jrno1.mp3

poplitealqueen:

 Lyrics

Gilim gilim jalaiglim. 

Thatûr ag zanelekha. 

Zelefsu Khajmîthuh

Zelefsu Kurdeluh  

Nurtul jalaneta.


English Translation

Glint glint gleam.

The stars shall soon shine.

Sleep my little gift

Sleep my heart of all hearts 

Your long day
is ended.

I’m loathe to add any commentary (which is surprisingly reserved for me) to this haunting, beautiful rendition, because holy frijoles! Songlark, you have once again blown me away with your mad skills. *cries softly, hugs you, covers your shoulder in snot and tears*  You. Are. Stupendous. You bring my wriggling mass of rhymes to life, and this lullaby wouldn’t hurt my heart so much if it weren’t for you. I don’t know whether to thank you or kiss you, you ahh YOU.

And since this will be squeezed into The Seventh and Last, and because she is just a fantastic human being to know, I gotta thank Miss Dets as well. Just… ALL HER EMOTIONALLY STIRRING DWARVISH SONGS.The Iron Hills for me, the Iron Hills for me, theironhillsformeforme I may be a queen, but she’s QUEEN OF THOSE FEELS!

(It kinda devolves into a bona fide headcanon after this. Totally unapologetic).

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Ms Pop, you are the Queen of all Queens. *hugs*

ALSO – holy hannah, goldberry-in-the-rushes! Beautiful! Absolutely beautiful! Gonna play it to the Dwarfling tomorrow before her daytime nap 🙂

(ALSO: Ms Pop? YES THAT HEADCANON IS SPECTACULAR AND ALSO FAB AND YOUR THINKING IS SPOT ON. Check out Alris’ bio: she sang and hummed constantly as she worked, and her kids all picked it up from her. Baris was the great talent, and Bofrur also became a musician, but they’re all more or less musically competent!

ALSO BOMFRIS SINGING TO HER BABY WHILE STONEHELM LISTENS EXCUSE ME WHILE I SELF-DESTRUCT FROM THE CUTENESS)

https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_nk1nyelsby1rb0mtvo1.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
https://determamfidd.tumblr.com/post/111514162403/audio_player_iframe/determamfidd/tumblr_nk1nyelsby1rb0mtv?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_nk1nyelsby1rb0mtvo1.mp3

I got tagged by poplitealqueen Thank you!

I SOUND WAAAAAAAY MORE OCKER THAN I THOUGHT I DID

The questions:

  • Your name and username.
  • Where you’re from.
  • Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
  • What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
  • What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
  • What’s the bug, that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
  • What do you say to address a group of people?
  • Be a wizard or a vampire?
  • How old are you?
  • Is it cold where you are?
  • What is your favorite color?
  • What color are your eyes?
  • Do you have freckles?
  • When is your birthday?
  • What was the last thing you drank?
  • Would you rather: Have a million dollars or a million friends? Eat a taco or a quesadilla? Be a shark or an elephant?
  • What do you call gym shoes?
  • What do you call your grandparents?
  • What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
  • What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
  • Choose a book and read a passage from it.
  • Do you think you have an accent?
  • Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
  • End audio post by saying any THREE words you want

Imma tag… you know what, nah. Do it if you wanna and say I tagged you if you wanna!

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/determamfidd/111511153978/tumblr_nk1d074a8j1tt8jrn?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
https://determamfidd.tumblr.com/post/111511153978/audio_player_iframe/determamfidd/tumblr_nk1d074a8j1tt8jrn?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fdetermamfidd%2F111511153978%2Ftumblr_nk1d074a8j1tt8jrn

thefemalegamgee:

poplitealqueen:

thefemalegamgee:

poplitealqueen:

I got tagged by Ms. Fili. Thank you!

If anyone actually listens to this entire thing, I will be baffled. 

The questions:

  • Your name and username.
  • Where you’re from.
  • Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
  • What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
  • What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
  • What’s the bug, that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
  • What do you say to address a group of people?
  • Be a wizard or a vampire?
  • How old are you?
  • Is it cold where you are?
  • What is your favorite color?
  • What color are your eyes?
  • Do you have freckles?
  • When is your birthday?
  • What was the last thing you drank?
  • Would you rather: Have a million dollars or a million friends? Eat a taco or a quesadilla? Be a shark or an elephant?
  • What do you call gym shoes?
  • What do you call your grandparents?
  • What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
  • What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
  • Choose a book and read a passage from it.
  • Do you think you have an accent?
  • Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
  • End audio post by saying any THREE words you want

WHO DO I KNOW THAT COULD DO THIS? How’s about… the songlark, Dets, and givemeadecentusername ( how about Anacondaracoon?) Feel free to ignore it, I won’t be salty about it :3 

did you know your voice is adorable?

*SNORT SNORT* Yes indeed, Miss Gamgee. (psssst you should do this too).

(psst i would if my computer had a working microphone but just know that my voice is mildly deep and capable of many strange noises.)