
May be a (day? what even are timezones) and not very good, but I wanted you to know I didn’t forget your birthday *hugs*
You’ve really been a great friend to me, Dets, and I know we that even though we don’t talk much anymore (aside from bolstering back and forth gifs, which honestly are the best damn things) I will still always count you as one. You’re a good person, an astoundingly creative mind, an awesome mom, a great wife too I’m sure, and I bet one amazing teacher. I hope you had a fantastic day, because you deserve it.
I also hope you like the cake as well. Dain is no Stonebelly, but he can definitely mix batter (with only a somewhat awful mess). It’s made with chocolate straight from Harad, and decked out with the legendary goat cream of the Iron Hills. Dain’ll say he used a great eagle’s egg to make it, but don’t believe him for a moment. It was just normal chickens (Shire-bred chickens, the best kind).
Dets’ reaction: POPPPP
OH
SWEET
HEAVENS
POP, you utter, UTTER DIAMOND, YOU MITHRIL-SOULED WONDER THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY, I CAN’T EVEN SAY HOW MUCH, this is getting printed and put on my study wall, I LOVE HIS WARM SCRUNCHED EYES AND HIS HAIR AND HIS BIG SMILE AND HE’S
GIVING ME
CAKE
hhskjdhflshdafaj DAIN GIVIN ME MY BIRTHDAY CAKE, just…;asdkjhflasjhdaljh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pop, thank you, thank you, aaaaargh, thank you SO much, I’ve missed chatting to you goddamn it, so very much. You’re a truly incredible person, and a true, real and amazing friend, and I am SO. GRATEFUL. to have you in my life. So grateful, so happy, so immensely thankful.
Thank you, Miss Pop, GOD. SO MUCH.