OH 

MY GOD

OHMYGOD

I can’t think, please, just bear with me here

I have been wracking my brain about how to write a ficlet about Glorfindel and 3 bears (NOT THAT SORT OF BEAR, STOP THAT), but i can’t think of anything, I’d write it with my bear hands if I could think up a decent premise

and naturally i’d have to incorporate ‘exit pursued by a bear’ bc maximum lols

as many bear puns as possible, why the hell not

because bears and goldilocks glorfindel

sorry, pls don’t get grizzly at me

it can bearly be imagined

it’s so impawsible

i can’t bear it