Fili and Kili totally do everything they can to have a badass bedroom in the Halls. Vili carved them a badass double bunk bed thing out of the stone (Frerin & Frar helped). Thrain made them really cool racks for stuff- and Thorin made weapons for some and Fris made musical instruments for others. Hrera made them (ugly, hard-won) knitwear. Zhori and Ori and Nori made them awesome blankets and linens (w/fighting patterns). All sorts of cool doodads that they made or traded for or were gifted.

OOOOH very cool ideas! Heh, I wrote a music/drabble thingy about Fris making a violin for Fili: perhaps she made him a stand, too!

(double bunk beds set into the walls always and without fail make me think of Red Dwarf. It is a curse I must bear.)

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Alris has found so many people passed out in her living room after going drinking with Bofur. It got much worse after Erebor was reclaimed. It wasn’t just Bofur’s mining/pub buddies, but the famous, the wealthy, the enormously talented. The crowning event – when Bofur brought Dain and Bard home at three in the morning after a long drinking sesh after a meeting. She found out about this when toddler Alfur told her that he had tripped on the nice tusky fellow and had thrown up on the stretchy man

PFFFTHAHAHAHAHA

(but where did they get a traffic cone)

thesoundofdrums:

 Poster for the blockbuster picture TWO SHADES OF GREY starring Chris Barrie as Arnold Rimmer and Arnold Rimmer.

What appears at first to be a match made in heaven quickly descends into a nightmare relationship when Arnold Rimmer and Arnold Rimmer move into a quarters together.

A provocative, sensual, outer space adventure.

TWO SHADES OF GREY
(Military grey and Ocean grey)