If you could change (or delete) just ONE sentence in all of Lord of the Rings and/or The Hobbit, what would it be, and why? (And if you change it, what would you change it to?)

AUGHAGSKJAHSFGJHGA so DIFFICULT

um.

Okay, I had a good think about this. My first inclination was to change something plot-wise (BOROMIR LIVES, THORIN LIVES, DENETHOR DROPS THE PALANTIR DOWN THE LAVVY EARLY IN THE TALE AND SO ALL THAT SHIT NEVER GOES DOWN, etc etc). But then I remembered something in particular.

So here it is, the line I would change. From ‘Battle of the Pelennor Fields’.

He now was destroyed; but Gothmog the lieutenant
of Morgul had flung them into the fray; Easterlings with axes,
and Variags of Khand, Southrons in scarlet, and out of Far
Harad black men like half-trolls with white eyes and red
tongues.

TBH, this is only one example of violent and derogatory description towards POC in the books. It’s far from the only one. And I would change that. I’d change all of them, if I were able.

I would turn it into this:

He now was destroyed; but Gothmog the lieutenant of Morgul had flung them into the fray; Easterlings with axes, and Variags of Khand, Southrons in scarlet, and out of Far Harad black men came with bright eyes and proud steps. 

Because we must be better than that, Professor. 

Did you ever notice how movie Gimli wears his hair down in both Rivendell and Lothlorien? Obviously this is a dwarf who knows elves like awesome hair and is either just taunting the heck out of them with his kick-ass mane or is seriously trying to pick somebody up. Possibly both. (I totally blame Kili for planting the seeds of “elves are hot” in his mind)

I did notice! And also, his hair is unbound and he is wearing those golden beads at Aragorn’s coronation, too. One fine, fine lookin Dwarf.

ALSO CHECK THE LINE OF DURIN BLUE, HEY

(nice job with that lil nod, weta – not sure if it was planned all those years ago BUT NIIIIICE EITHER WAY)


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For @everythingquenya: their wonderful translation of Pippin’s song Edge of Night, from Return of the King (from this post here!)

My Quenya pronunciation is probably wonky, but I tried! 🙂 I hope you enjoy it!


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For @everythingquenya: their wonderful translation of Pippin’s song Edge of Night, from Return of the King (from this post here!)

My Quenya pronunciation is probably wonky, but I tried! 🙂 I hope you enjoy it!