With a new chapter comes some brand new bloopers! Here are the best mistakes, madness, goofs, and gaffes from Chapter 5, gathered for your listening pleasure!
Warning: Blooper reels
maydo contain strong language and general craziness. We recommend refraining from taking any drinks while listening.Please Enjoy!
(Attributions under the cut.)
Tag: sansukh cast
This is a recording of myself (EEP) reading aloud the awesome sonnet written by @morvidra for chapter 42 of Sansukh.
It describes the circumstances – and consequences – of the fateful letters sent to Thranduil and Gloin in glorious, glorious iambic pentameter!
I’ve reproduced the poem under the cut for accessibility, but here is the original post – please go shower @morvidra with adulation 🙂
Violin playing by me (DOUBLE EEP). The tune is the renaissance dance air ‘Daphne’.
I LOVE IT SO MUCH.
I’M STILL LAUGHING.
It’s the way you read it like a high Shakespearean tragedy (with extra melodrama)
Two kingdoms, both alike in dignity…?
EXTREME HIGH DUDGEON, exactly!!! exit pursued by an oliphaunt! 😉
so glad you like it and that it made you laugh, Fee ❤ love you to bits.
Sonnet
I… yeah, I take no responsibility when my brain produces verse.
Inspired by @determamfidd‘s Sansukh – chapter 42.
The letters with the news of love were sent
From Gondor’s battlefields, up to the North
Where valour held the orcish armies back,
And dwarves and elves alike did muster forth.
Most caref’ly crafted were these missives writ,
The word to break – to dull the hammer blow.
Long thought they spent upon them – then dispatched,
Them to their families – those recent foes.
Alas that fortune ever plays such jokes,
And placed these families both upon one ground
When they received the news – and then, once more,
Was battle seen anew within that mound.
O careless lovers – well-intentioned fools!
Send letters – yes! – but add a lot of booze!
FEE OH MY GOD, THE BARD OF THE COMPANY YOU ARE
I AM HOWLING I GOTTA RECORD THIS, IT’S BRILLIANT!!! *hugs and hugs and hugs* THANK YOU SO SO MUCH!
We are working on compiling Chapter 5. In the meanwhile, please enjoy the teaser trailer. Full attribution may be found below the cut, but special thanks go out to @notanightlight who went above and beyond the call of duty and made a special musical arrangement just for this trailer.
*gasps and falls off chair*
AHHHHH
OH MY GOSHHHHHH laksdjghfljha OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH
(NOTA AUGH YOUR SONG YOUR VOIIIIICE)
*lies prone on ground with giant smile on my face*
My Gimrís tea came today! (Based off of the character from @determamfidd’s story Sansûkh and purchased from Adagio teas).
I am so excited to taste a tea based on a character I voice! I’ll let you know how it goes!
!!! I BOUGHT ALL OF THEM THEY HAVEN’T ARRIVED YET BC I AM ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE DIRTBALL
I AM SO EXCITED YOU GOT NO IDEA, I HOPE IT IS AS LOVELY AND SWEET AND BEAUTIFUL AS YOU ARE
Sansûkh Tea
We have tea! So far, I have Barís, Bomfrís, Gimizh, Gimrís, Hrera, Jeri, Laerophen, Merilin, and Orla themed teas.
ATTENTION. ATTENTION. MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION FOR A TEENY SECOND. MANY THANKS. I HAVE A QUESTION.
DO YOU LIKE TEA, AND DO YOU LIKE SANSUKH?
IF THE ANSWER TO BOTH IS YES, PLS LOOK AT THE ABOVE LINK.
THIS IS THE WONDERFUL WORK OF @magicalmanhattanproject WHO IS WONDERFUL LIKE WHOA.
(AND THE LINGERING ECHOES IN THE AIR ARE THE REMAINDER OF MY AMAZED AND OVERJOYED SHOUTING.)
For your consideration:
- BARIS: Lemongrass, White cucumber, spearmint
- BOMFRIS: Ginger, berry blast, orange
- GIMIZH:
honeybush, hazelnut, rooibos orange, chocolate
- GIMRIS:
spiced apple chai, rooibos cinnamon apple, lapsang souchong
- HRERA:
earl grey moonlight, vanilla, chestnut
- JERI:
assam melody, ginseng green, gunpowder
- LAEROPHEN:
yerba mate, wild strawberry, white blueberry
- MERILIN:
hojicha, rooibos cocomint, rooibos berry
- NARVI:
irish breakfast, oriental spice, spiced mate
- ORLA:
mambo, pu erh, hazelberry, pomegranate
https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/264677026/stream?client_id=N2eHz8D7GtXSl6fTtcGHdSJiS74xqOUI?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
A mash up of bloopers from Chapter 2, Chapter 4, and Midwinter. Since this is a very serious cast. Very serious.
Warning: Blooper reels may contain strong language and general craziness.
Enjoy responsibly.
(Attributions under the cut.)
I AM
CRYING
WITH LAUGHTER
lkajshdfljas blehblehbleh fucking fuck fuck – COCK! oh that’s inappropriate
Sorry Future Ricky.
OOOH I BROKE A NAAAAIL
♫♪ i’ve lost the voice! ♫
“Spell. Shell. Shit.”
khglljkglkh OOOH LADDIE BOY, *jazz hands*
SPOOPY
Scones?????!!!!!!! Scones???? SCONES?????? PASS THE SCONES??????
i apologise forever for the word ‘sepulchres.’ Sorry. Sorry. Very sorry. (SORRY)
♫♪ Always look on the Briiiight side of death! A-just be-fore you draw your ter-mi-nal breath!! ♫
Squeaky tables can be very enigmatic, that’s true.
DWARVES ARE ELEPHANTS. VERY SMALL ELEPHANTS, OF COURSE. *dies laughing OH MY GOD BATTLEPIG*
Nope FUCK.
omg fris is my favourite voice so far in sansukh its just so cute and motherly and
This will show that I was shamelessly trawling the Sansukh Podfic tags on tumblr pretty hardcore (this is from the first chapter), but I had to reblog since I love @really-saraleee‘s Fris so much.
truuuuuuuth
So I see @determamfidd wrote me porn.
And yes I am already thinking about recording it… ;3
Gonna read it later
(i wrote with your voice in my head
sayin sexy things and stuff
buhbuh just sayin)
Well aren’t you in for a wild ride once I record this.
Aw Yiss 