Ok but what if the silmarillion. As it does. Except all the elves (esp the feanorians) wear those 90’s track suits with the white sneakers. Maybe just an 80’s/90’s silmarillion in general, not ‘middle earth plus fashion.’ Just 10,000% 80s. The worst it could possibly be. None of the good, all of the bad. Ye.

OH MY GOD.

Feanor with a mullet.

Glam-rock Sauron.

Galadriel with massive shoulderpads and giant hoop earrings.

Teased-hair and blue eyeshadow. Elves with tizzy poofed-up bangs and scraped-back high ponytails. Power suits. Denim on denim. Legwarmers.

OH MY GOD. THE POSSIBILITIES.

NONNIE, YOU GENIUS.

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fieldofheathers-stuff:

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Silmarillion AU where everyone’s a pothead

The Chillmarillion

where everyone’s an adrenalin junkie

The Thrillmarillion

Feanor hosts a BBQ after burning the ships

The Grillmarillion

AU where Melkor steals Fëanor’s prized pickle recipe

The Dillmarillion

Battle Royale AU for the Silmarillion

The Killmarillion

ancient tales from Ulmo’s realm

The Gillmarillion

Silmarillion AU set in Ancient Sumeria

The Enlilmarillion 

A.U, where everyone is an aesthete mathematician:
The Phimarillion

Silmarillion AU where everything gets pronounced the way Fëanor wants
The Thilmarillion

AU where everything is the same except Thangorodrim is significantly smaller

The Hillmarillion

Silmarillion

Magical girls

AU

The Frillmarillion

will we ever see petty-dwarves in aulë’s halls? also will we get to hear narvi’s whole backstory (and sad things abt celebrimbor) or will you just keep it to little hints?

Ah, not really incorporating the petty-dwarves in any way tbh, Nonnie. They were rather suspicious in the first place, and with even more cause than regular Dwarves. And they were never numerous, so there really aren’t that many at all, even in the Halls.

And 2nd Question: probably hints, sorry again, Nonnie. I adore Narvi, but she isn’t the focus of this tale. She may end up with a story all of her own in the Appendices, however! I am fully down for that! 🙂

On the topic of Narvi, and her thoughts on Gimli and Legolas – what about Kíli? Does she ever talk to him, or does he ever seek her out? Does she comfort him, does he comfort her, does he let her know what Mahal has told him about seeing Tauriel again?

She noticed his euphoria several days later (she had a project, it was occupying most of her mind) and by accident.

She hadn’t paid much attention to the younger generation of the Line of Durin. That family was always so replete with earth-shattering drama and gloom, she avoided them as a matter of course.

The current situation in Middle-Earth had drawn her into their web, however, and she had become embroiled in their dour seriousness and urgent plans despite herself. Though she hadn’t any idea what use she would be.

So it was a breath of fresh air when the youngest ones entered a room: smiling and laughing, their bright eyes dancing with good humour. They always had less of that air of injured tragedy about them than the older ones: Thror, with his terrible anger and guilt, Thrain who lost himself, and Thorin – that implacable exterior covering a yawning pit of stormy emotion that threatened to swallow them all.

They were not great minds – any of them. But they were great Dwarves, and that was enough. That could be enough. She would help.

Perhaps her way of looking at the world could be of use to them.

It was upon her return from the waters (the walls of Minas Tirith were ancient and in decay – but sweet blessed Durin there was some good stone there. The Gates needed work, though: her hands itched) that she ran into the youngest of the Line, the one with the impish grin and snarled brown hair. He apologised and yawned full in her face. “Sorry,” he mumbled.

She wrinkled her nose at him. “Should you be entering the star-pool if you are exhausted?”

He grinned hugely, full of some great news. “I could walk on water right now, no matter how tired I am.”

She raised her eyebrows. “Oh?”

He flopped down on a bench and kept smiling at the water. “I will see Tauriel again.”

Tauriel – an elvish name, a female Elvish name – ‘daughter of the forest’ – a woodland name, possibly Silvan, therefore Mirkwood because this dwarrow would not have entered the other dwellings of Silvan Elves, would have had no other opportunity to meet…

Tauriel,” was all she said.

“Mmmhmm,” he managed, and yawned again. “Just spoke to our Maker. He said that the Elves will return after Dagor Dagorath.”

Dagor Dagorath – the end battle, the return of the darkest evil and the final reckoning – the Elves will return – the Elves will return – the Elves…

They will return.

“They will return,” she repeated, wanting to make sure.

“Aye,” he said, and beamed at nothing in particular. “I will see Tauriel again.”

“Tauriel is dead?” she pressed, though her heart was thundering. Her own voice sounded very far away.

“Aye,” he said, blinking, and then his face grew lax as the starlight came to claim him and whirl him into the world of the living.

Narvi did not run to Mahal to demand answers. She did not storm through the Halls. She did not scream aloud in joy and grief.

She walked, stunned and dazed, to her workshop. There she went to a chest that had sat untouched since the moment she awoke in the Halls, and blew dust from the lid.

Unlocking it, she drew out a blanket-wrapped lump, and held it close to her chest. There she sat, still as stone, for a long moment. Then she took a huge shuddering breath – and finally tears began to run down her face.

I will see you again. I will see you again. I will see you again!

Beneath a corner of the blanket came the telltale silvery moonlit glow of ithildin.

If you’re up to it want to talk about Narvi? What her thoughts on Gimli and legolas’ relationship are, and how she prefers her green eggs and ham in sansukh?

Sure, if you like!

Okay, thoughts on Narvi…

(She’ll have her eggs soft-boiled please. Toast cut into ‘soldiers’ for dipping!)

So, I consider her to be a genius of the ‘mind can never ever stop working’ variety. She doodles in the margins of every scrap of paper. She can look at an uncarved, unfinished hunk of rock and know exactly what should be made from it, what is waiting inside it ready to be let out. She glances at a wall and sees the fault in it that will cause it to fall in four centuries’ time.

She’s learned to keep most of her thoughts to herself, simply because there are so many of them. They zip and sparkle and tumble through her head constantly. This lends her a rather impatient air, frankly – she always seems a little terse, but it’s usually because she’s also listening to the stones and the air and the fall of water and the EVERYTHING.

Also, uh… she doesn’t mean to be a snob, really. But everyone else’s work (bar a select few, like Telchar) is. Well. Compared to her own? They’re like a child’s finger-painting. She’s just so far ahead of them. She gets impatient! (and a bit lonely – it can be lonesome at the top when nobody else understands you).

Her opinion on Gimli/Legolas: she is both relieved and pained. Relieved – because she would see the great friendship between Elves and Dwarves restored. She knows what greatness can be found in Elves.

(she is also relieved for Legolas’ and Gimli’s sake – one of the few who is. She knows, better than most, that Elves are not impassive, and they do feel pain. She is glad for them both. And additionally, she’s also glad because GREAT MAHAL they were getting tiresome. All that annoying pining.)

And of course, the Gimli-Legolas relationship can’t help but remind her of her own life: of bright Elven eyes that smiled at her, a quick Elven mind that was as sharp and keen and brilliant as her own, of deft clever Elven fingers that made marvels.

And what happened next.

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Yay, more Narvi! 

This is really just an attempt to decide what some of her tattoos look like (and figure out how to paint darker skin). 
I fell in love with determamfidd’s concept of “mourning-marks”, tattoos honoring dead friends and family, hence why Narvi has the Star of Fëanor on her back. 
I’m not entirely sure about the others (I definitely need to redesign the sun), and I’m sure she has more than the ones I’ve drawn here, but I’ll get to them later.

AUGH NARVI

AUGH MOURNING MARKS

AUGH IT IS SO BEAUTIFULLLL AND SAAAAAAAAD

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I have a lot of followers who haven’t read the silmarillion so I was wondering what you think its about based on what you’ve seen on tumblr?

YES PLEASE.

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So I’ve actually read part of it, but I didn’t understand most of it. So here’s what I’ve got out of the rest:

  • There are about fifty elves whose names all begin with “Fin”
  • I mean, I know elves are obsessed with their hair, but COME ON
  • All of these Fin-elves are related to one another
  • But they’re not, like, brothers. Because that would be too easy.
  • Somebody accidentally murders his best friend
  • Somebody accidentally sleeps with his own sister
  • These might be the same person
  • He has really awful luck
  • There’s this elf-chick named Luthien and she falls in love with a mortal named Beren, and he gets his hand bitten off and dies, but she pulls a successful Orpheus and gets him back
  • This is the only happy ending in the whole goddamn book
  • Everybody else dies
  • Except Galadriel
  • There are these big glowy jewels and these brothers were like, WE WANT THEM
  • And they’re kind of heroes, but they’re also kind of assholes, and they may or may not have burnt up some really pretty ships and they DEFINITELY killed some other elves and everything ends VERY BADLY
  • There’s one guy who gets chained to a rock by his hand and another guy gets him down by CUTTING OFF HIS HAND. I don’t remember reading this part, it’s just that it’s in ALL the fanart. Also, the fanart would have you believe they’re lovers, but I’m pretty sure they’re JUST COUSINS.
  • There are two cities that are important, called Gondolin and Nargorthrond, but I don’t know anything about them, partly because they were NOWHERE TO BE SEEN ON THE FUCKING MAP OF BELERIAND IN THE FRONT OF THE BOOK WTF
  • Same goes for all the places in the Undying Land. They’re not on the map either. I’m not sure the map has anything to do with the book. It might just be for decoration.