Last Words

I got tagged by @poplitealqueen! Heya Miss Pop, ilu!

Cite the final line of five of your fics – your favorites, or the most recent ones. Tag five writers who should do this next.

urrgrhblurrrrgh okay here I go – and I am terrible and always give, like, a paragraph rather than a line for these sorts of things. Take it as proof that I am incapable of being succinct!

I tag @notanightlight, @lesbiankiliel, @elenothar, @avelera and @themarchrabbit! Hey all, do it if you want to!


1. Dain Ironfoot of the Line of Durin, son of Nain, hero of Azanulbizar and Lord of the Iron Hills, picked up his mail with a reluctant sigh. Rifling through the sketches of new mining proposals and trade tariffs, he came across a neat white envelope with Bilbo’s writing upon the front.

Opening it, he scanned the contents.

And began to roar with laughter. (Hearts Will As Hearts Must)


2. It is Hulk’s place, Hulk and Bruce’s. They can fill it with their rage and their joy and their freedom, and nothing will ever stop them. Nothing can ever stop them. They are together.

They are not alone.

Hulk leaps again, and Bruce says, there! Let’s see how fast we can run!

Bruce is good at running. Bruce always runs. But Bruce has stopped now.

It could be an experiment?

Hulk is good at experiments. Hulk runs.

Tony flies beside him, and it is good.

They are together, and they are broken, but they are free.

It is good, good, good. (Irreconcilable Differences)


3. Raising his sticky hand, Legolas looked at it for a moment with a distant sort of puzzlement.

Then he said, “now we need another bath.”

Gimli, loose and wrecked and sated, stared at him. 

Then he began to chuckle.“I do not think I have the energy to show off for you a second time!” (Snowmelt)


4. T.A. 2941

King Pompous Git Under the Dungheap,

We’re half a day away: we’ve run all day and night for three days. We have supplies and water and food.

I’m nearly there, so close now.

Keep a watch towards the East. I’m planning my best entrance yet.

Dáin (Yours Faithfully)


5 is under a cut, bc slight-sorta spoilers…ish 🙂 

5. “Oh, passably, passably,” Bilbo said, smiling, and he tugged at one of the plaits in Thorin’s neatly braided, silky beard, long enough to tuck into his belt and then some. “Well, you look more the part these days.”

“You never did, however,” Thorin teased him back, and flipped some pages idly. There were illustrations, some so accurate it was uncomfortable, and others very fanciful. If only Smaug had been so harmless and docile-looking as that!

Something caught his eye. “Ah. And do you stand by that?”

“What’s that?” Bilbo had been absently threading his fingers through Thorin’s beard, humming to himself as Thorin perused the book. “Oh! Oh, well. Indeed. Yes, not a bad ending, as endings go. And it’s true enough, even if it was rather delayed in the execution.”

“And they lived happily ever after, to the end of their days,” Thorin read aloud.

THE END.

(Sansukh – draft ending number one billionty and eleven, AND STILL SUBJECT TO CHANGE)

After snowmelt, are Legolas and Gimli elivsh married? Because elvish marriage is sex, so…???…? If so, all I want is the elven guests at Aragorn’s coronation to be lowkey, who the heck did Legolas marry, and when did he get married? Etc. Elrond facepalms so much. Galadriel is laughing, (she saw it coming), and everyone else is sort of vaguely interested/not.

If they’re not married, then they’re the next best thing to married. Basically. In my mind, tremendously frantic frottage counts! 

It strikes me now that they both might consider it differently. To Gimli, that was most definitely sex, no bones about it (PUN, LOOKIT THE PUN). To Legolas, he might consider the ‘act of joining’ (to put it delicately) to be the thing. Either way, another Elf would be able to tell that Legolas has had… something happen, if they looked at his eyes right after Snowmelt. 

But that ‘act of joining’ is barrelling towards us, the way I have it planned, so that’s a moot point! By the time Aragorn’s marriage rolls around and all the Elven guests arrive, there’ll be no question as to whether Legolas is similarly hitched. They’ll be able to discern it immediately.

So yeah, you’re not too far off the mark, Nonnie! Galadriel and Gandalf would be all YESS IT’S CANON HOT DAMN *Ship Captains high-five*

(and yup, I will be writing another side-fic for that ‘wedding night’ ksjdhfljsa)

hiridraws:

so guess who read fellowship of the ring for her fantasy lit class and then promptly hurtled facefirst back into her first and most enduring fandom (and celebrated it by rereading the entirety of sansukh )

thats right its me

anyways here’s a thoroughly unimpressed gimli (feat thoroughly impressed background legolas) @determamfidd this is your fault 

that sound you heard was my jaw hitting the ground…

AHH!

*flails intensely at you for a full wordless minute*

I am SO. HAPPY. to take the blame here, seriously. THis is awesome! his expression is absolute unimpressed Dwarven stubborn PERFECTION AHHHH. Those proportions! Beardy muscly stocky amazingness – and oh, Legolas, trying to keep his brain from dribbling out of his ears lkjsdgljashdfgajkjhsgdfka (me too, Leggles, me too)

For the Dancing and the Dreaming – How to Train Your Dragon 2 – Peter Hollens

steamy-bunz:

Okay so i am like. Legit on the verge of crying actual tears b/c like

I made the mistake of listening to this while reading determamfidd’s fic Snowmelt (pls read it, it is just. so, so amazing, omg (nsfw, just so you know)), and now I’m imagining Gimli and Legolas singing this to each other and just

The entire song hits me in just the right way when applied to them, but the end of the song always gets me in particular b/c like

“…to love, to kiss, to sweetly hold,
For the dancing and the dreaming;
Through all the sorrows and delights,
I’ll keep your love inside me.

I’ll swim and sail on savage seas,
With ne’er a fear of drowning;
And gladly ride the waves of life,
If you will marry me.”

My dad’s watching Ranbo III like, right next to me, and it’s getting to be really flippin hard not to make it obvious that I’m crying over two fictional characters who are fictionally in love and who are singing this song to each other and dancing together in my mind. Fictionally. 

Thanks dets. 

eep

Sorry sorry sorry (ALSO I LOVE THAT SONG OH SO MUCH, it made me cry in the film too!) – and thank you so very much! I am THRILLED you liked the side-fic! 🙂

For the Dancing and the Dreaming – How to Train Your Dragon 2 – Peter Hollens

500 Follower request time? HELL YEAH! ((You deserve all the followers, your art is amazing!)) My request is … a scene from Snowmelt (did you read Snowmelt?) where Gimli is showing off his excellent dwarvish physique and Legolas is all “He’s too hot (hot damn!)” If that makes you uncomfortable/is not your cup of tea, Thorin and Dain’s reaction to Legolas killing the Oliphaunt in Sansukh Chapter 37 will also suffice.

fishfingersandscarves:

Gimli: *wiggles his eyebrows*

Legolas: (////)

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TOO HOT

HOT DAMN

Gigolas Fic Rec: Snowmelt

gracerene09:

Title: Snowmelt (A deleted scene from Chapter 38 of Sansûkh)
Author: determamfidd
Pairing: Gimli/Legolas
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 8,863
Content/Warnings: established relationship
Summary:
For the first time since Edoras, Gimli and Legolas are alone. The
battle of the Pelennor Fields has been won. They have an entire suite to
themselves in the guest wing of the citadel of Minas Tirith.
And there is a bath.

Such
a wonderfully hot and sweet Sansûkh outtake with Gimli and Legolas
getting it on for the first time. [FYI: This is a “Deleted Scene” from Sansûkh, which is an amazing Thilbo & Gigolas WIP that I highly
recommend. I think you’d probably be okay to read this fic without
having read Sansûkh, but it’ll make a bit more sense if you read the
main fic first.]

oh gosh, thank you so so much!