Gimli: *mentally* Wait, is he into me? Quick, make a bad joke and see if he laughs.
Gimli: Did you hear the one about the skeleton who couldn’t go to the part? He had no-body to go with.
Legolas: *laughs* That’s really funny!
Gimli: *mentally* Well, that’s not a fair test. That joke’s hilarious!

msmarvel:

you are full of shit, thor.

pimsri:

gandalfwho:

I couldn’t think of anything better today except that it had to star Melchior and Megatron in The War of Wrath™

BIG FLAP FLAP

when ur high af

cactusempress:

copperbadge:

whenflowersfade:

cakesandfail:

Discworld x Tolkien crossover where Vimes arrests the One Ring for being an accessory to murder

@copperbadge

Vimes is so mad about having to say it, and Carrot genuinely can’t understand why.

soraniizu:

SO !!! The amazing @harnatano had the amazing idea to make a “tag yourself” meme with all the Valar, and wrote amazing texts for each of them x’D

So illustrations are mine, funny texts belong to dear @harnatano !!

ENJOY

thelioninmybed:

imindhowwelayinjune:

vardasvapors:

So. A guy who calls himself “Lord of Gifts” has a big workshop in a land full of holly where he tells a bunch of elves to make cool objects. Later he travels around the world dropping off these cool things as presents for people who he thinks show potential.

I’m not sure where I’m going with this, but I choose to believe it would work if I could think about it long enough.

SANTATAR

He sees you when you’re sleeping
And he knows when you’re awake
He knows you’ve kept the Three from him
Give them up now for goodness sake

actualmermaid:

zombie-likespermbomb:

bcfurs:

tennants-hair:

cute things to call your partner

honey

love

darling

precious

frodo my lad

fool of a took

aragorn son of arathorn

manflesh

o smaug chiefest and greatest of calamities

po-ta-toes

@embieboo

Thou jail-crow of Mandos