I’ve had this post saved up for days, waiting to release it when I ran out of other posts, because this is easily the greatest thing I have ever voiced, and I don’t think I’ll ever be able to top it
please do keep sending me stuff! I’ve really enjoyed doing this the last couple of months, and even though there’s still more to come, it’s mostly down to dumb luck, and the well is going to dry up real soon
When Gimli and Legolas sailed for Valinor, they didn’t expect to find themselves in the middle of a space battle with memories that are not their own–and yet, as it soon becomes clear, are very much their own. Soon, they find themselves once more embroiled in a fight against tyranny and the forces of evil.
@poplitealqueen poked me until I wrote something, so thank you Pop! This fic begins right after the first chapter of her fic, (so read that first!) which she has graciously allowed me to do. Any similarity with the fic she intends to write is completely accidental.
Concept Based on this Thing I Reblogged: So let’s say Gimli and Legolas end up being part of the Galaxy Far Far Away and they are totally at home with the Rebellion.
Also, Gimmers and Leggy are the reason why the Rogue One team survives instead of being Death Star toast. So they end up adopting the entire Rogue One crew because REASONS, that’s why.
And because I cannot conceive of a universe that has Leggy and Gimmers together without thinking of @determamfidd and Sansukh, the Ghostly Peanut Gallery gets to watch all the shenanigans! They get to adopt the Rogue One gang! And Skywalkers later on!
(Also, I cannot get over Legolas and Gimli mourning with Leia over the loss of Alderaan and exchanging mourning customers with her and maybe helping her with her elaborate braids, y/y?)
Also, to everyone’s horror, Jyn Erso and Legolas TOTALLY BOND AND BECOME BESTIES. Because Jyn totally reminds Leggy of a certain redheaded Elf captain. Maybe she’s a reincarnation? Who knows? **winkwinknudgenudge**
And Chirrut, because OF COURSE IT’S GOING TO START WITH OUR FAVORITE LITTLE SHIT SPACE NINJA, is totally going to notice Gimmers’ Dead Peanut Gallery of Relatives and will totally take to them all. He will give a whole new meaning to I am one with the Force, the Force is with me.
STITCH OMG AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
THAT IS STUPENDOUS
(dead peanut gallery hanging out with Force-Ghosts, anyone? :p )
Aw Yiss 