Ooooh Tolkien stuff! Eyy
FM
K: fuck x2 marrykill(with three names)I would fuck Thorin, because I mean…CMON.
I would marry Bilbo, because living peacefully in Bag End sounds wonderful.
And I would…oh would you look at that. Guess I’m fuckin’ Sauron, too.
(Honest to god @determamfidd made ONE JOKE to me about Mairon being a Fallen Jedi (with the name change and everything IT WORKS) and Aule being his forlorn Jedi Master, and now I feel nothing but pain in TWO FANDOMS for this duo.)
Dammit Dets.

















