Fmk Thorin, Bilbo, Mairon

poplitealqueen:

Ooooh Tolkien stuff! Eyy

FMK: fuck x2 marry kill  (with three names)

I would fuck Thorin, because I mean…CMON.

I would marry Bilbo, because living peacefully in Bag End sounds wonderful.

And I would…oh would you look at that. Guess I’m fuckin’ Sauron, too.

(Honest to god @determamfidd made ONE JOKE to me about Mairon being a Fallen Jedi (with the name change and everything IT WORKS) and Aule being his forlorn Jedi Master, and now I feel nothing but pain in TWO FANDOMS for this duo.)

Dammit Dets.

Sunday Six

lacefedora:

poplitealqueen:

Before I forget.

I’m not counting the sentences *blows a kazoo* Cuz I don’t caaaaaaare.

***

In
the First Order, you’re not allowed to sleep in.

That’s the first thing they teach the kids taken from their
families. The ones taken as infants are the lucky ones; they never know
anything else. But the older kids, the ones that are four or five or six
standard years old, for them it’s always hard.

They cry, they ask when they can go home, they beg for their
parents, and some even fight back. The ones that don’t stop with that, even
after rigorous reconditioning, eventually just never return to the bunks.
Nobody asks where they went; everyone already knows they’re long dead.

Finn counted himself as one of the lucky ones, at least, that’s
what Slip always told him. He doesn’t remember his family; doesn’t think he
ever even had one. Chances are, he was just one of thousands of orphans that the First
Order took under the pretense of charity. He doesn’t know, and he doesn’t
particularly care. Well, at least not anymore.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pop this is. My heart man. FUCKIGN FIRST ORDER. I have been thinking about this since i saw TFA and OUCH