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The morning ritual that every australian does in the morning

the morning ritual
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spacefaeriesthemusical:

How am I supposed to give this bird back to his owner when we’re starting a temptations cover band?

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loki-is-my-god-now:

dduane:

Via Nate Taylor at Twitter.

I love this

about being as powerful as plain flour… did you know that flour is highly combustible? you get some big explosions. (also your words are v powerful and v good and crush my feelings on the reg (in a good way) so there <3)

….ooooh, as someone who has read Monstrous Regiment approximately five billionty times, I should have remembered that!

(AND AWWW THANK <3)

theavengers:

Listen, my people are in great
danger. You and I, we have to
fight this really powerful being
who also happens to be my sister.

tehri:

l-o-t-r:

That face you make when Gimli & Legolas be testing your patience

@determamfidd

jadelyn:

gotherfather:

gotherfather:

gotherfather:

bears have absolutely no right to be as cute as they are. i want to hug them and pet them. big fluffy dogs, supersized

this thing is one of the most dangerous predators in north america, is bulletproof, and could kill me in milliseconds without breaking a sweat and just. look at his big ole paws and his big ole nose. his wittle ears. i wuv him

human brain: bear will kill you

monkey brain: hehe fluffie

Bears are the Tide pods of the animal kingdom

Forbidden friend

spacerebels-and-jedi:

Star wars + troubled birds

(has this been done yet? probably…)

lynati:

whendoiturnbackintoapumpkin:

dalepod:

Seal befriends woman sitting on the beach – Video

This will always be my favorite gifset.

Aren’t I adoooorable?

That Selkie is going to ditch her sealskin and come back to ask that lady out for coffee.