He absolutely IS that guy. He’s the one who knows scary stuff about the future – gobsmackingly huge amounts of foreknowledge, tbh – but instead of warning people of the shitstorm on their personal horizon? He sits back with popcorn.
ur personality is defined by ur favorite line in hallelujah
tag your favorite line of hallelujah
“tag your favorite line of hallelujah” scans to Hallelujah.
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you tried to read the words as prose but noticed how its scansion goes and now you can’t unhear the tune, so screw ya recall the phrase you love the most then once again reblog this post and tag your fav’rite line of hallelujah
well! if there IS an Oxford professor of language and linguistics somehow hidden somewhere in this shortarse skinny meatsuit, then it would be A+++ if he stopped being a freeloading moocher, and helped me pronounce some of the pieces we’re teaching our choirs this year
Okay but if anyone made a Lotr theater/ opera company au then Aragorn would absolutely be the tired stage technician who is so done with everyones bullshit but still runs around and checks on everyone and reminds them to drink their water.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGREEEEEEEEEEEEEEED AT LIIIIGHT SPEEEEEEEED
Aw Yiss 