Ha I got Azog. Not sure if I should be offended or not.
You got:
Dáin II Ironfoot
Dain, despite appearing headstrong, is actually a wise and
just ruler. Like you, he is extremely intelligent and knows just what he
wants, and he’s not afraid to go get it. You found your relationship
formed quickly, as you seem to understand each other readily and easily.
You are best friends and lovers, the kind of couple that inspires
admiration. On your days off, you and Dain like to have a little fun,
hitting up clubs or being the life of the party at the local pub. You
appreciate Dain’s modern sense of humor in a world that can be quite
stuffy at times. It’s especially funny when he makes fun of elves, those
pompous pricks.
author’s note on fanfic ch4: i’ll probably have it updated by the end of this week!
author’s note on fanfic ch5: so i know it’s been two years but i can explain
The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Which is why if we have nothing nice to say about a fic, we say nothing at all, and if we have nice things to say, we bury the author in our praise
Aw Yiss 