Concept Based on this Thing I Reblogged: So let’s say Gimli and Legolas end up being part of the Galaxy Far Far Away and they are totally at home with the Rebellion.
Also, Gimmers and Leggy are the reason why the Rogue One team survives instead of being Death Star toast. So they end up adopting the entire Rogue One crew because REASONS, that’s why.
And because I cannot conceive of a universe that has Leggy and Gimmers together without thinking of @determamfidd and Sansukh, the Ghostly Peanut Gallery gets to watch all the shenanigans! They get to adopt the Rogue One gang! And Skywalkers later on!
(Also, I cannot get over Legolas and Gimli mourning with Leia over the loss of Alderaan and exchanging mourning customers with her and maybe helping her with her elaborate braids, y/y?)
Also, to everyone’s horror, Jyn Erso and Legolas TOTALLY BOND AND BECOME BESTIES. Because Jyn totally reminds Leggy of a certain redheaded Elf captain. Maybe she’s a reincarnation? Who knows? **winkwinknudgenudge**
And Chirrut, because OF COURSE IT’S GOING TO START WITH OUR FAVORITE LITTLE SHIT SPACE NINJA, is totally going to notice Gimmers’ Dead Peanut Gallery of Relatives and will totally take to them all. He will give a whole new meaning to I am one with the Force, the Force is with me.
STITCH OMG AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
THAT IS STUPENDOUS
(dead peanut gallery hanging out with Force-Ghosts, anyone? :p )
LMAO ! yeah, the cassowary is a pretty scary birb! But really, you’re not likely to see one outside of a rainforest or a wildlife reserve. Cassowaries haven’t killed anybody since 1926, according to this site. They’re not very common.
(that site is a riot, omg – my fave story on it is the one about the guy who “
fell into a mating hole of a brush turkey who then approached the man and tried to bury him in a mating ritual.” BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
Yesterday I was talking to a coworker about things that can kill you in Australia and he pointed out one that I hadn’t heard of. So he googled it and showed me a picture and I was like ‘oh it’s a bird’ and he goes ‘IT IS A LIVING VELOCIRAPTOR.’
AND IT’S TRUE. LOOK AT ITS FEET.
ITS GOT THE CLAW AND EVERYTHING, JUST FLATTENED.
AND IT LIKE LAUNCHES ITSELF AT PEOPLE TO ATTACK THEM WITH IT’S CLAWS OF DEATH.
NATURE JUST CONTINUES TO THINK UP OF NEW WAYS TO KILL YOU. DO NOT GO TO OUTSIDE. NATURE KILLS.
Aw Yiss 