Dog,what is wrong with u?!

Bruce arriving back on Earth

Tony: wait hold tHE FUCK UP

Bruce: hey look I know I’ve been gone a long time and I’ll explain it all but we need to focus on Th-

Tony: YOU WORE MY CLOTHES?? AND LOOKED THAT GOOD??!!!! THE 👏AUDACITY👏

Re: the tag about Gimli’s dead Dwarf peanut gallery as Mulan’s ancestors, because the curiosity is KILLING me, how do you imagine the Dwarven version of ‘acupuncturists vs crossdressers’ would be over Gimli (and Kíli) being in love with an Elf?

Haban would absolUTELY be the one who says, ‘Don’t look at me, he gets it from YOUR side of the family!’

(she’s 110% right)

Fundin totally would have been the one who says, ‘MY children never caused such trouble; they both became civil servants, very respectable!’

Groin would have been the one bristling: “well, we can’t all be respectable!”

Aaaaaaand finally, Thror: “No. Your grandson had to be… a TREE-SHAGGER!”

Sansukh could be renamed Gimli and the Sixth Sense bc of all the commentary of the dead he has to suffer

lesbiankiliel:

determamfidd:

the things our boy has to endure….

🎶let’s get down to business, to bother Gimli a lot! 🎶

PERFECT

pardonmewhileipanic:

felix-kjellbergs-suspenders:

octogirl:

felicefawn:

I can’t fucking breathe. Holy shit. This is basically my entire personality and interests in a video. I will never recover from this.

STOP IT

hELP

I can’t even pretend for a second this isn’t something I would do lol

illneverbelegend:

earendil-was-a-mariner:

You know when you’re a kid and you want to go to McDonalds, but there’s no way that your parents are going to take you there, but then the better restaurant that they want to go to is closed so you wind up at McDonalds?

That’s basically Gimli getting to go through Moria.

But dude, you don’t normally find your relatives’ corpses at McDonalds.

thorkyrie:

thorkyrie:

Team Revengers really is the winning team, if for no other reason than the power of friendship. Like Thor’s gunna roll up to earth with a spaceship full of people who love him and meet up with his team like “Hey guys, this is my new friend Valkyrie, and my new friend Korg, and my new friend Miek, and of course you know Heimdal, oh and I found Hulk, too! Its so good to have friends!” meanwhile Tony’s only friend is a teenager and Steve’s been eating rocks in a cave alone for a year. Team Thor all the way.

Team Stark on this post: Uhhh excuse you, Tony has tons of friends! The most friends! Like at least 6! but he still deserves so much more bc he’s amazing and a sad bb!! D:

Team Cap on this post: LET STEVE EAT ROCKS

mandalorian-slut:

artemis-the-changeling:

wakeupontheprongssideofthebed:

Coming out as a slave, and imma join the jedi

gotta make qui-gonn proud, because i’m way too old

it was only a sith, how did it end up like this

it was only a sith, it was only a sith

now she woke from her sleep

and i’m catching a cab

but my lead’s up in smoke

and she’s taking a stand

now mace windu is dead

im becoming a sith

and a hood’s on my head

but she’s clutching her neck, now

he takes off his dress, now

“we were bros”

i just got cooked, it’s killing me

i can’t feel my toes…

JEAAALOUSY, turned me into a machine

killing off all the jedi, choking out those who survive

but it’s just the PRICE I PAY, DESTINY IS ALL I SEEK

TAKE AWAY THIS REBEL SPYYY

‘CAUSE I’M MR. DARK SIDE

@letitrainathousandflames if I had to see this, so do You

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