European raven
Turkish raven
North African raven
Himalayan raven
Western (American) raven
AUSTRALIAN RAVEN
look at it look at that weird birb it doesn’t know how to raven
Well that would be because here you have your Eurasian or Common Magpie:
and then you have your black-billed or American Magpie (photo via onthewingphotography.com and damn isn’t that pretty):
You’ve got your Korean Magpie (image via kurtzesinkorea.wordpress.com)… you should be seeing a theme here by now:
Then you have the various oriental (blue or green) magpies, and there’s a couple of azure-winged magpies as well. Smallish, pretty birds; all corvids, which means they’re probably fairly intelligent and like shiny things.
And then there’s the Australian magpie, which is a violent red-eyed insane butcherbird, which means it’s extremely intelligent and likes murder.
WE HAVE DERPY CROWS BECAUSE THE MAGPIES ALREADY TOOK THE ‘OMINOUS BIRD OF DOOM’ SLOT, OKAY?!
Tag: stuff to make laughs
Instruments Renamed for Accuracy (via WalkingSoliloquy)
Previously: Animals Renamed for Accuracy
I cant begin to express my love for this post
I am now imagining Gloin’s beard puffing and retracting something like a frill neck lizard.
OKAY BUT HAVE YOU SEEN ONE OF THESE GUYS RUN
NOW IMAGINE GLOIN DOING THIS
What’s your superpower? No rerolls!
wow. what a superpower.
“No rerolls!” Says the guy who definitely rolled something cool and not… Sand magic
Poison breath!! Yes!!
y’all I got Demon Lord Physiology and let me tell you I could not be more happy
Hey y’all guess who’s going back to find that ‘Everyone Lives’ BotFA timeline 😀
@determamfidd you’re coming with me! We might need someone to hack up Azog and Bolg a bit if we have to intervene in this timeline physically :3
(Sssh, ssh, I KNOW we’re not in the same reality as The Hobbit, but just let me have this moment, okay? 😛 )
I imagine it will go something like this?… Which would be cool.
*revs chainsaw* @emsiecat LET’S DO THIS THING 😀

Oh my god Gimli
INNUENDO, INNUENDO EvERYWHERE
(gimli is not and has never been subtle, heh)
I hightly doubt anything will be straight in Fangorn

What’s your superpower? No rerolls!
wow. what a superpower.
“No rerolls!” Says the guy who definitely rolled something cool and not… Sand magic
Poison breath!! Yes!!
y’all I got Demon Lord Physiology and let me tell you I could not be more happy


my type of otp: slowly the insults become terms of endearment
thranduil realizing legolas is married: ‘I know what you diddly-iddly-did’
now I am picturing Thranduil with Ned Flander’s moustache and thank you so much for this mental image oh my GODDD
…. so i got bored
“Great googly moogly neighbourino! You can’t go walk-a-diddlin’ all willy nilly through my forest-erino!”
thranduil realizing legolas is married: ‘I know what you diddly-iddly-did’
now I am picturing Thranduil with Ned Flander’s moustache and thank you so much for this mental image oh my GODDD
Sansukh updated!!!!!!
OMG. Sansukh updated. I’ll just…
And then I read it, skipping a bit of lunch and…and!!
and you get to the song: Light on the Horizon and then..! Fucking elves. Fucking dwarves. Can you get more Feels than this? I’m going to die.
I’ll just…just melt into a puddle after that roller coaster of feels.
Congrats to you, Dets! (Death via Feels, RIP Merm)
omg your giffing abilities are stupendous I am giggling like mad here!!!! Thank you SO SO much!


































