I pretend to be complex and clever but in reality, nothing has ever made me laugh harder than those bad Chinese subtitles from the bootleg Lord of the Rings DVDs. Tears streaming down my face, core aching, slowly suffocating because I’m laughing too hard.
Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?
O_O
………my friend has made me curious
help me roger
Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director
These never work for me, but here’s to trying.
I don’t believe in these things
But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
Roger is cute.
Eh Roger is cute I might as well
That fish is so happy it makes me happy.
Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!
oh what the hell…lol.
this is important
Fingers crossed!
I have a job interview today so I could sure use some good luck.
Roger is cute, and god knows we all need all the luck we can get.
(I also have an irresistible urge to whisper “Help me, Roger. You’re my only hope.”)
I need some good vibes my way
hey roger you cutie, chuck some of your happy over here please 🙂
aries: temul (mongolian) – (v.) signifies a sense of creativity and passion; to rush headlong, to be inspired, to have creative thoughts, and even to take a flight of fancy
taurus: promaja (serbian) – (n.) the wind flet when standing between two windows left opened
gemini: donaldkacsázás (hungarian) – (v.) lit. “donald ducking”; wandering around the house while wearing only a shirt and no trousers or underpants
cancer: querencia (spanish) – (n.) a place from which one’s strenght is drawn, where one feels at home; the place where you are your most authentic self
leo: sillage (french) – (n.) the “wake” or the trail left in the sky by an airplane or on the water by a boat; the trace of someone’s perfume; the scent that lingers in the air after something or someone has been there before you and gone
virgo: onsra (boro {india}) – (v.) to love for the last time; a bittersweet feeling of knowing that a love won’t last
libra: shinrin-yoku (japanese) – (n.) a visit to the forest for relaxation, a change to stroll through nature and take in the atmosphere for one’s well being.
scorpio: fensterln (german) – (v.) climbing through the bedroom window secretly in the night to woo their sweethearts or pursue amorous desires
sagittarius: ujut (bulgarian/russian) – (n.) a moment where one is in peace, cozy, relaxed and at ease with one’s self or being with friends experiencing belongingness and acceptance
capricorn: finifugal (english) – (adj.) hating endings; of someone who tries to avoid or prolong the final moment of a story, relationship or some other journey
aquarius: wispelturig (dutch) – (adj.) quick to change one’s mind and feelings; marked by impulsiveness and unpredictability in behavior, decision or affection
pisces: ilunga (tshiluba) – (n.) a person who is ready to forgive and forget any abuse for the first time, tolerate it the second time, but never on the third offense
Forget the Myers-Briggs fucking personality assessment. I am dead tired of hearing if someone is an INFP or an ESLQ or whatever. I want to know if someone is melancholic or choleric. Bring back the four humors. I wanna see “Kaley, 16, phlegmatic” when I go to someone’s blog. Who is with me. Lets make this happen
here’s a test i found. go wild, y’all. (im choleric.)
I feel this deep in every fibre of my soul, omg. I get woolly socks and scarves and stuff from our cousins overseas every Christmas – when it’s generally 35C in the shade
(nice ones tho! Useful for a Sydney or Melbourne winter trip, that’s for sure! tho the Dwarfling has generally grown out of them by the time she can use em, sigh)
*snrk* you’ve reminded me too, of a time aaaaages ago when I complained about it online: ‘god I’m boiling here, please freeze me like a WWII supersoldier PLEASE PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD’
and someone was all: ‘hahaha there’s always one in shorts and a t-shirt in wintertime!!!’
and I was like… no, you misunderstand, I live upside down in Satan’s Armpit.
Aw Yiss 