You: Good morning!
Gandalf, an intellectual: Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?

there should be a sign

rohnoc:

Welcome to the scenic Sansukh Nature Reserve!

Established in 2013, the Reserve is known for its native species, and dramatic scenery, including the soaring Mount @determamfidd at the its heart.

Stay a few nights at the Iron Hills Camp Grounds, just past the Blacklock Ranger Station and Toys of Erebor Gift Shop.  Watch the sun rise over Boar’s Head Rock, and the fire moon over Jeweler’s Flower Fields.  

The main path through the Reserve is the Durin Family Feels Trail, which starts at the Mahal Zero-Mile Mark and passes through many of the Parks natural wonders, including the Dead Dwarf Peanut Gallery Overlook, and Stonehelm’s Charge.

Other paths include Green Leaf Trail through Red Star Basin, and the Just Talk Already Ridge ascent to Finally Kissed Crest.

More experienced hikers may enjoy the climb up the Everyone I Love is Dead Couloir to Endless Feels Promontory, which overlooks the Lake of Tears and its pristine salt shores.

Mount Determamfidd also sits over one of the beautiful Crystaltongue Caves.  The famous Crown of Stars Hall has the best acoustics and its formations will ‘sing’ if tapped correctly.

Located on the lowest publically accessible level of the Caves is the Ring, a natural hot spring and source of the Silver Fountain River.

Pick up your Reserve Pass at the gate, and just remember that you’re here forever!

#IT’S SO GOOOOOD#you can check out#but you can never leave

I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i am a mountain, hot damn :DDDD but you – YOU are AWESOME. Thank you so dang much, I am still giggling like a loon here!!!

Australians Are NOT Okay With What Americans Are Doing To Fairy Bread

jonothetonedeafsidekick:

@determamfidd

oh my god HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

scuse me, I have to warn Epicurious about the dangers of eating Drop Bear Meat

@morvidra, @thudworm, @dragonmad, @bubbysbub and other Aussies out there, how was your “fairy toast” for breakfast this morning? 😉

Australians Are NOT Okay With What Americans Are Doing To Fairy Bread

lazytechsupport:

katobleps:

lesbianrey:

hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that’s it bye

cs lewis: are you alright with constructive criticism? i dont want to sound mean

tolkien: no go ahead i want to hear it

cs lewis: they fucking suck

tolkien: thats not constructive criticism

cs lewis: here’s my OC, it’s jesus but he’s a lion
tolkien: Furry
cs lewis: blocked