at least Fingolfin got a sick burn and that’s enough for Feanor
Tag: stuff to make laughs
For some reason, I feel like dwarves would love bluegrass. I have no idea why, but it’s a headcanon I’ve had for a while now.
I love it
did you know? there is an Australian bluegrass band called The Pigs
IS THIS NOT AN IRON HILLS BLUEGRASS BAND OR WHAT
(you gotta see their version of Beyonce’s Single Ladies btw)
oh my fuck my patronus is a West Highland Terrier
PROTECT ME FROM DEATH AND DESPAIR TINY FLUFFBEAST
NYOOM
Where does one even find a gif like the butt trumpets. Teach me your dark ways Sets (PS good luck u can do it)
One is an old and crusty lady, and has seen Monty Python far too many times, that’s how 🙂
(thank you, beautiful Nonnie! I am taking a break on it while I have family staying over. I am getting too anxious and frustrated with it!)
Aragorn-the-king is so done with Gigolas antics. He’s like, Guys. Please stop playing footsie under the table at my firstborn’s fifth birthday dinner. The kids love it, but still. Also, he wants Gimli to stop teasing Eomer wit the little Eomer-doll he had sent from Erebor. A teacup does not make an adequate helmet.
LMAAAAO oh dear!
(I suspect Aragorn develops a gigolas-related Spidey-sense by that stage. His head will sometimes just snap up, his eyes wide and alert, seemingly for no reason.
“What is it?” Arwen will ask, worried.
“They’re at it again,” Aragorn will say, in tones of doom.)
fun fact: aragorn was born in 2931 and the battle of five armies takes place in 2941. so. man. those rangers start young.
Aw Yiss 