awkwardly reads the steamy parts of Mithril in His Beard with a big fluffy cat staring at me

…i can see how that would be off-putting…

asparklethatisblue:

when you want to make some melancholic broody music ™ but your cousins are having none of that

All the time at my place

jrrtolkiennerd:

gwuscrc:

Gandalf breaking all the rules.

The Minas Tirith Archives Department probably had strict rules about proper record keeping procedures too, but try telling Gandalf anything and you’d probably get some form of “I do what I want.”

@nerdyveganrunner

nnajdraws:

Would you like your doom extra hot or lemon and herb?

queenerestor:

and Asfaloth liked the action

spitegoblin:

I’m curious– What style of clothing would y’all wear if public ridicule, financial limitations, and general inconvenience weren’t a thing?

I’d wear ball gowns; I’m talmbout big, flowy, fluffy chiffon and taffeta 1980s prom night sequined nightmares. Catch me buying Hot Pockets at the Wal*Mart looking like Jennifer Connelly’s hallucination in Labyrinth.

Put your answer in the tags!!

14dani14:

To my fellow #teachers
Find yourself ahaha
#teacherslife
#saruman #arwen #urukhai #legolas #gimli #aragorn

iron-bae:

azogthenailfiler:

kurgy:

from what I’ve seen so far npc’s still walk like they are holding in the shit of a lifetime

“Inquisitor! I bring you grave news.”

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT MARIE IM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OFFICE PISSING MYSELF LAUGHING