orchestra according to an oboist

piccolo: do ur best my tiny son

flute: please tune to me I literally just played the a

oboe: either your worst enemy or best friend, you still complain about reeds with them no matter what

english horn: bae

clarinet: please stop playing rhapsody in blue to warm up

bassoon: good, very pure

contrabassoon: also good, but more devilish

trumpet: dontcrackdontcrackdontcrack

trombone: usually fine

tuba: enjoy ur 28 notes in Dvorak 9 lol

french horn: dontcrackdontcrackdontcrack

violin: please tune to me I literally just played the a

viola: usually cool until you turn around and stare during the oboe solo

cello: solid,

double bass: so low, the Borf of the orchestra

percussion: if you play the last movement of shosty 5 during break one more time on timpani I WILL come back there and slice everything you love with my reed knife

bury-your-diamonds:

rebloggedliked:

thelureoffantasies:

primitivetreasure:

thesexisinthedetails:

Tumblr – Expectations Vs Reality

I love her.

This is so freaking fantastic… LOL

No models needed. Please replace them with her.

This is Celeste Barber, she’s an Australian Icon!

https://www.facebook.com/officialcelestebarber/

haikyuufuckboiz:

Choosing an unpopular character as your favorite like

dashbeardconfessional:

sbh93:

dashbeardconfessional:

CAN’T STOP THE JAM (the entire saga thus far)

THE JAM GETS LOUDER WITH EVERY VIDEO.

HAHAH THAT WASN’T EVEN INTENTIONAL……. or was it

houkakyou:

If anyone wanted to know what I was wearing when I photographed the other dwarves……. #moderndaybani #ohhimizim

wanderingsound:

valeroyeaux:

omg-horns:

beelzibubbles:

stevedusa:

gestopft:

is this what the kids are listening to these days?

Took me a while to identify what in the world the other brass was till I realized it wasn’t.

Someone even transcribed it!

@maxopferkuch someone beat you to it

Doin this on my recital guys

Chair in C

tellmevarric:

nightfalltwen:

tellmevarric:

alverdewolffe:

drst:

cognitivedissonance:

What.

I knew this day was coming.

Oh my children, you’re only old if you actually used these…

I remember having to use 11 or 12 of those to load Kings Quest 4 onto our 3000$ 486 computer. The last computer we were supposed to ever need.

Oh! Just remembered one better! Remember when this was how we played computer games…

And you had to stop and turn the cassette over at a certain point in the game.

I had this game. This was the best Ghostbusters game.

statichawkins:

I see this as the scene in Mulan with her ancestors bitching about her running off.

Someone make a comic. Please. I beg you.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(oh my god, who is Mushu… wait. WAIT. Hang on a minute.

is THORIN Mushu…??????)

obsessedwithamedot:

malefactor-centrist:

astral-pouch:

pithya:

lavabendinggemqueen:

when a popular fan theory you hate gets crushed by canon

When the fan theory you hate is directly contradicted by canon, but is still widely accepted as gospel

Originally posted by annasfrozenbutt

when the fan theory you hate was seemingly crushed by canon, but then got brought back

When people are arguing for a fan theory you hate but you have the latest canon update on your side.

Ysma is so relatable

aragingpianist:

bachtothefugue:

bvckyybarness:

bachtothefugue:

listening to Vivaldi always puts a little

in my step

NO

YES

oh god the punniness. anyone could recognize that melody

and now it’s permanently stuck in my head

laughing to death